Brown X-Wing Squadron
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: When the Empire descends upon the oppressed citizens of the outer rim, a small team of brave rebels rises up to defend the defenseless. The Brown X-Wing Squadron are not these men. They’re no-thumbs and all-dumbs. These nerf-herders are lucky to pull the tits off a Gundark let alone save the universe from the formidable power of the Dark Side. Also, most of them are Asian so you can imagine their piloting skills. Tip your Bactatenders, I’m outta here.
EPISODES: 3:11
Dr. Bill Hoobing
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Dr. Bill Hoobing went to medical school at… Um. He did his residency at… Where was that now? Oh yeah, I like gardening.
EPISODES: 2:6
The Four Beacons
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Four Beacons Barbershop Quartet has been entertaining festival crowds for months.
EPISODES: 1:14