Improvised & Analyzed

Avoidant Personality Disorder

Brown Resistance Squadron

Brown Resistance Squadron Pic


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Try to keep up, Dantari-toucher. After a few decades, The Empire rebranded, called themselves The First Order, decided to put their previous Death Stars under a magnifying glass, and now they have a planet that shoots light or some shit. Because everyone deserves a fresh coat of paint, The Rebellion is now The Resistance and they’re not going to put up with this, which is irrelevant, because the Brown Resistance Squadron is about as useful as a Hutt in a Dagobah pole vaulting contest.

SEE ALSO:

Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron

EPISODES: 4:6



Nurse Edith Burningman

Nurse Edith Burningman Pic


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: With the gentle touch of a hobbyist health care provider, Nurse Edith Burningman helps students and faculty members through medical crises with the greatest of ease. As long as it can be treated with a bandage or a couple of dollars, Nurse Edith is your lady. She’s horrified at the sight of blood, withers at the very thought of a broken bone, and had to leave a screening of The Brave Little Toaster because it was too violent. Other than those and several other hang-ups and phobias, your children are in good, if trembling, hands with Nurse Edith Burningman.

EPISODES: 3:16



Brown B-Wing Squadron


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: After striking back, the Empire has rebuilt the Death Star! Kind of. But this time they have surrounded it with a spaceship-proof shield. A band of Rebels consisting of Mon Calamari, Sullustans, and other humanoid species with HORRID deformities unite together to wipe out Emperor Palpatine’s second pet project (third if you count his attempt to make the ‘living room tie together’). Listen in as these poor imbeciles hurdle themselves at a big metal ball like so many bugs to a zapper.

SEE ALSO:

Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown Resistance Squadron

EPISODES: 3:15



History Lane with Gale Jerns


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Sifting and winnowing through the vast gulch of history, Gail Jerns dirties his hands with the fascinating relics of the American past. His keen insights on our nation’s luminaries are revered by historians everywhere. Gail also reeks of butterscotch liqueur and had his last bath when he was digging quarters out of a fountain down by the slap factory.

EPISODES: 3:14



Brown Snow Speeder Squadron


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: With the Empire searching the universe to quash any sign of rebellion, the Brown Snowspeeder Squadron has been deployed to a remote and seemingly insignificant frozen planet called Hoth, but pronounced Hoth. Their defense of this communications outpost is allegedly super important, but there don’t seem to be any consequences when the base is destroyed in the movie. Anyway, The Force ain’t strong with these guys, so bear with them as they try their best to fend off the Imperial onslaught with whatever stuff they’ve got in the glove compartments of their snowspeeders.

SEE ALSO:

Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Resistance Squadron

EPISODES: 3:13



Brown X-Wing Squadron


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: When the Empire descends upon the oppressed citizens of the outer rim, a small team of brave rebels rises up to defend the defenseless. The Brown X-Wing Squadron are not these men. They’re no-thumbs and all-dumbs. These nerf-herders are lucky to pull the tits off a Gundark let alone save the universe from the formidable power of the Dark Side. Also, most of them are Asian so you can imagine their piloting skills. Tip your Bactatenders, I’m outta here.

SEE ALSO:

Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Resistance Squadron

EPISODES: 3:11 / 3:17



Dr. Bill Hoobing

Dr. Bill Hoobing Pic


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Dr. Bill Hoobing went to medical school at… Um. He did his residency at… Where was that now? Oh yeah, I like gardening.

EPISODES:
2:6

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The Four Beacons

The Four Beacons


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
The Four Beacons Barbershop Quartet has been entertaining festival crowds for months.

EPISODES:
1:14