Improvised & Analyzed

Borderline Personality Disorder

PumpTV

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: PumpTV provides a much not-needed advertainment to gas station patrons around the United States. This is not your father’s gas station monitor garbage! The volume is all the way up and the information is as useless as a possible! Allow us to pollute your mind with short video blasts designed to waste your time, sap your energy, and test your very will to live! Go screw a wall socket!

EPISODES: 4:3

SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA



The Boys of Cell Block C

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: La Follette Federal Penitentiary is one of the toughest and most dangerous maximum security prisons in the United States, and most certainly Canada so keep your head on a swivel, rook. But only the toughest of the roughest get sent to Cell Block C. These inmates are subject to harsh conditions, brutal over-crowding, and a strict 10pm ‘lights-out’ policy. Watch your back, fresh meat. There’s a sharpened toothbrush handle with your name on it. Literally. Caligraphy-Dan does them for a hobby. But still, snitches get stitches, moochers get sutures, and chiselers get Twizzlers (in exchange for cigarettes).

EPISODES: 4:1

SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA / February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest



Roller Coaster Country

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Roller Coaster Country is over 7,200 acres of pure American adrenaline and employs over 7,200 pure American high school drop outs! Grab an ice-cold cola and ride roller coasters until your stomach cries uncle like the little bitch it is. Fuck your stomach. Fuck you! Your ticket is a legally binding contract which releases Roller Coaster Country of all responsibility in case of lost limbs, found limbs, lost children, found children, lost lives, or found lives (like finding God and such). Your home for summer fun and year-long nausea: Roller Coaster Country!

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 2



The Helpton Inn

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Helpton Inn is a national chain of hotels that keeps the savvy business traveler in mind. Free continental dinner, lightning slow wi-fi, beds, and an onslaught of proven methods to make sure you wake up in time for that quarterly sales meeting with Thick Jerry, the Mailroom Slow.

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 1



Celebrity Singles

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Celebrity Singles debuted in 1959 and remained on the air for a non-record 4 months. In its brief run on channel 15 and a half, Celebrity Singles managed to pair up one couple. They broke up minutes after. In 1967, Host Scott Poundesssssst was found bludgeoned to death in a Howard Johnson’s luggage closet.

SUPEREGO LIVE: May 3, 2013 • UCB / January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest / September 27, 2014 • LA Podfest



Bryson Tyson

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Bryson Tyson is a nationally-syndicated food personality and high-ranking member of the prestigious America’s Most Wanted list. Defying the advice of any and every doctor, Tyson strives to boost his cholesterol, skyrocket his blood alcohol level, and raise his voice to Himalayan proportions. Get deep-fried and high fructose corn-syruped with everyone’s favorite loudmouth/unregistered sex offender. Lock up your daughters and anything edible, Bryson’s coming to a gastropub near you!

EPISODES: 3:15

SUPEREGO LIVE: February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1



G.I. Joe


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: When the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, FBI, CIA, ATF, Local Police, Army Reserves, and Boy Scout Troop 140 aren’t enough to stop the impending terror of COBRA, G.I. Joe is there. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. The other half is experience. The other half after that is luck. And honest to God, the remaining other half is taking a bath with some candles once a week. Can you believe that? Anyway, yo Joe!

EPISODES: 3:14 / 3:17

SUPEREGO LIVE: May 3, 2013 • UCB / January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest / September 27, 2014 • LA Podfest

SUPERSHORT: G.I. Joe



The Leffingwell Grocers


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Since 1942 BC, your friendly botulism-free food bazaar has been Leffingwell Grocers. Fresh food, reasonable prices, and dick-like customer service are the three reasons people keep coming back to Leffingwell’s. Stop by and try not to lose your damned mind listening to the employees make announcements over the public address system; the one set permanently to a brisk 98db! Thank you for shopping at Leffingwell Grocers!

EPISODES: 3:9 / 3:13

SUPEREGO LIVE: May 3, 2013 • UCB / June 24, 2015 • The Bell House NY

SUPERSHORT: Playlist



Copeland’s Down Home Health Stop


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Due to the current economic downturn and rampant southern fatricide™, Copeland’s Truck Stop is going through a bold rebranding process. Once home to the mammoth Lumberjack Pancake Tower™, the Wettest Pork Chop In The West and of course, Mama Copeland’s Famous Milkfed Pie, Copeland’s Down Home Health Stop is now the place to get skinny. With that comes all the lack of excitement and non-thrills you’d expect with drinking breakfast, lunch, and dinner through a straw. Pull up a booth and choose from one of two meals on Copeland’s new anti-expanded menu. Bon appetit!

EPISODES: 3:9



Rockstone Investments


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: When you require a personal investment company that is sound, secure, and devoid of any semblance of telephone customer service, look no further than Rockstone Investments. Founded in 2009, Rockstone is America’s oldest and most trusted financial institution. Whether you’re looking to diversify your portfolio or navigate the volatility of the stock market, Rockstone’s dedicated specialists are devoted to finding solid investments for your golden years. Just don’t expect to get any of this valuable information over the phone.

EPISODES: 3:7 / 3:8



Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: First of all, Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil are happy to have jobs, don’t get them wrong. The way things are going, most centurions are either begging the gods for enough to feed their families or selling their shiny bodies behind one of Baltar’s base stars. Jim and Phil just, I don’t know, feel like the responsibilities are a bit much sometimes. It’s tough to balance galactic raids and colonial subjugation with understudying Curly in Oklahoma.

EPISODES: 3:6 / 3:9 / 3:16 / 3:17



The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: New England’s premiere Yelp-ignored paranormal ghost tour and only winter-operating open-air double-decker bus, Doc Jimmy and Paolo Tibbets have been running this macabre descent into the darker side of New England’s history for the last eight weeks. From young girls buried alive to young boys buried in young girls, Doc and Paolo have a love for all things supernatural. Their shared interests end there. Doc and Paolo began the Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost tour in an attempt to renew their own friendship, and pay off the mountains of debt accrued from the purchase of double-decker busses and paying locals to use their apartments as haunted mansions.

EPISODES: 3:5

SUPEREGO LIVE: June 24, 2015 • The Bell House NY



The Treasure Island Preschool Parent’s Association


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Treasure Island Preschool Parent’s Association promotes a secular, free-trade, grass-fed, pre-kindergarten educational containment facility for children under the age of 4 and up. Located in the neighborhood of Silverlake, Los Angeles, admission to Treasure Island is a much sought-after feather in the caps of local parents of all ethnicities, genders, and phylums. A three-year-round school, Treasure Island introduces children to all categories of elementary education from their ABCs to international digital-rights piracy and hyper-local parking lot traffic flow patterns.

EPISODES: 3:4



M


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: In the treacherous world of espionage, no organization is more respected and feared than Her Majesty’s Secret Service. At the top of that storied and hallowed institution is Commander M. Shrouded in anonymity (his name is Myles Messervy), M orchestrates the defense of the free world with a bouillabaisse of effective methods, cutting edge technology, and when necessary, brute force. Mankind can sleep soundly at night knowing that M and his Double-Os are guarding the greater good for God, Queen, Country, and Adele.

EPISODES: 3:3 / 3:8

SUPERSHORT: Playlist



Fremont City Council

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DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The City of Fremont was founded by Laotian explorers in the early 1800s. Once a blossoming apple village, Fremont is now a sleepy suburban bedroom community. Fremont, Oklahoma is home to tens of honest, hard working Americans with issues, complaints, and qualms. These residents have an opportunity to voice those concerns in an open forum once a month down at the municipal building that used to be a Long John Silver’s.

EPISODES:
3:2 / 4:2

SUPEREGO LIVE: January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest / September 27, 2014 • LA Podfest

SUPERSHORT: Playlist



The Orchard Glen High School Faculty


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Orchard Glen High School for girls and boys is one of the largest public high schools in America. It melds methods of education from all walks of life. The school is known for their commitment to excellence, their diverse student body, and their litany of morning school announcements. At times, these bulletins stretch well into third period mandatory shop class. If information is power, then this facility is a bright burning educational bulb.

In addition to a traditional education, Orchard Glen offers a cornucopia of extra-curricular activities, after-school programs, and a wide variety of alternative learning. There is also a strict hiring criteria at Orchard Glen High School. One must have their own transportation.

EPISODES: 3:1 / 3:6 / 3:14

SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA / February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest



The History Network


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The History Network dusts off old footage from a bygone era and brings it straight to the homes of only the people from that era. Adhering to the notion that ‘history repeats itself,’ the station plays the same episode of ‘Ancient Civilizations: The Canadians’ on constant repeat.

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 2: PART 2



The Kawai River Mercenary Squad


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: They’re armed. They’re dangerous. They’re stupid.

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 2: PART 1



Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.

EPISODES:
2:16



The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.

EPISODES:
2:15



Audio Book Classics

Audio Books Classics


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.

EPISODES:
2:9



Heartlines with Mark Ripalapedes

Heartlines


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.4. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)

EPISODES:
2:8 / 2:11 / 2:13 / 3:1 / 3:3 / 3:10



Father Aldini

Father Aldini


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Catherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues parish is a respected man of the cloth. Aldini is the only member of his seminary class to triple-major in Modern Religion, Aramaic, and Criminal Profiling. His congregants praise his soft, calming voice and God-given ability to shred on the electric upright bass (which has earned him the nickname ‘Devil-Worshipper’). This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.

EPISODES: 2:7 / 3:4

SUPERSHORT: Playlist



Starcharters

Starcharters


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.

EPISODES:
2:7

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 2: PART 2

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2