
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Old Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Poetic Genius Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Carl Sagan is the smartest, most awesome human ever to be made of star stuff.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Poetic Genius Personality Disorder | Tags: Carl Sagan, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Bruce "The Throat" Hume, Ed "The Inflection" Olivas, Jeremy Carter, Kit 'The Lullaby' Le Fevre, Klaus 'The Lullaby' Hergesheimer, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Xiong 'The Diphthong' Wong | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the Silverback Gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Nathan The SilverBack Gorilla, Paul F. Tompkins | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry can reserve, purchase, and gently name a cloud for you in less than 3 weeks. Supplies are limited; act now.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Rodney Morelli's International Cloud Registry | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Schizoid Personality Disorder | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Lee Bell, Mark McConville | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pete Balch established the Let’s Call It A Draw Trophy Shoppe in 1949. He is 31 years old. His wife just recently died and also his wife died recently.
EPISODES: 2:9 / 2:12
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley, Pete Balch | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Dan Fogleberg, Heartlines, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Mark Ripalapedes, Matt Gourley, Stephen Bishop | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Crooch Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Gentleman’s Collar has quality questionable women men-women available for your viewing pleasure discomfort.
EPISODES: 2:8
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Crooch Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies | Tags: James Bladon, Jeremy Carter, The Gentleman's Collar | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lancaster Ink in either Lancaster, CA or Lancaster PA is the featured tattoo parlor in its own reality series. This show is hard core and I’m serious about that.
EPISODES: 2:8
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Lancaster Ink, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Gary Laramie Jr, AKA ‘The Toothless Vampire,’ has been seducing respectable executive assistants for over 300 years.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder | Tags: Derek Mears, Friday the 13th, Gary The Toothless Vampire, Jenny Flack | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Katherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues church is a respected man of the cloth. This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Father Aldini, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Textbook Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The New English Word of The Day Audio Calendar is sesquipedalian, erudite and poopy.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies, Textbook Personality Disorder | Tags: Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The New English Dictionary | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Aries, Capricorn, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Starcharters, Taurus, The Zodiac Killer, Vagina, Virgo | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Dr. Bill Hoobing went to medical school at… Um. He did his residency at… Where was that now? Oh yeah, I like gardening.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Avoidant Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies | Tags: Dr. Bill Hoobing, Dying, Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kenny Gottlieb hasn’t got much time for you and will most likely dismiss your concerns, but he’ll sound friendly doing it.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Adam Fisher, Case Study, Customer Service, Danny Ricker, Exorbitant Cancellation Fees, Jeremy Carter, Kenny Gottlieb, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Ian McKellen is a national English treasure. He is an award winning actor and thespian. Also, he really gets into bathing people.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder | Tags: Gandalf, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Laurence Olivier is rolling in his grave, Magneto, Mark McConville, Shakespeare, Sir Ian McKellen | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Hashimoto Wellness Labs, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Exorbitant Cancellation Fees, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, MadTV, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Navajo Indians, Ryan Smith, Wells of America | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Miles Packend has been living the lecture circuit; meeting, signing and studying people’s body holes.
EPISODES: 2:5
Aug 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Schizotypal Personality Disorder | Tags: Body Holes, Jeremy Carter, Literature, Matt Gourley, Miles Packend, New York Times Best Seller | Leave A Comment »