My Baby Dreamer
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Recommended for ages 2-5 and 7-8. Don’t even think about it, Sixers.
EPISODES: 2:12
The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Carl Sagan
DIAGNOSIS: Poetic Genius Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Carl Sagan is the smartest, most awesome human ever to be made of star stuff.
EPISODES: 2:11
Bruce And Ed with Kit, Klaus, And Xiong
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Nathan The Silverback Gorilla
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the Silverback Gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.
EPISODES: 2:11
Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry
DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry can reserve, purchase, and gently name a cloud for you in less than 3 weeks. Supplies are limited; act now.
EPISODES: 2:11
Lee Bell
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Audio Book Classics
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Pete Balch
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pete Balch established the Let’s Call It A Draw Trophy Shoppe in 1949. He is 31 years old. His wife just recently died and also his wife died recently.
EPISODES: 2:9 / 2:12
Heartlines with Mark Ripalapedes
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11
Supreme Court Nominee Roger Contreras
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The odds are not looking good.
FUN-FACT: Roger Contreras is Charla Corbin-Contreras’s half-father.
EPISODES: 2:8
The Gentleman’s Collar
DIAGNOSIS: Crooch Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Gentleman’s Collar has quality questionable women men-women available for your viewing pleasure discomfort.
EPISODES: 2:8
Lancaster Ink
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lancaster Ink in either Lancaster, CA or Lancaster PA is the featured tattoo parlor in its own reality series. This show is hard core and I’m serious about that.
EPISODES: 2:8
Gary The Toothless Vampire
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Gary Laramie Jr, AKA ‘The Toothless Vampire,’ has been seducing respectable executive assistants for over 300 years.
EPISODES: 2:7
Father Aldini
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Katherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues church is a respected man of the cloth. This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.
EPISODES: 2:7
The New English Dictionary
DIAGNOSIS: Textbook Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The New English Word of The Day Audio Calendar is sesquipedalian, erudite and poopy.
EPISODES: 2:7
Starcharters
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Dr. Bill Hoobing
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Dr. Bill Hoobing went to medical school at… Um. He did his residency at… Where was that now? Oh yeah, I like gardening.
EPISODES: 2:6
Kenny Gottlieb
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kenny Gottlieb hasn’t got much time for you and will most likely dismiss your concerns, but he’ll sound friendly doing it.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sir Ian McKellen
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Ian McKellen is a national English treasure. He is an award winning actor and thespian. Also, he really gets into bathing people.
EPISODES: 2:6
Hashimoto Wellness Labs
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Wells Of America Bank
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6
Miles Packend
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Miles Packend has been living the lecture circuit; meeting, signing and studying people’s body holes.
EPISODES: 2:5
