Fullham’s Public Service Announcements
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The youths of today need some guidance, and Fullham’s Public Service Announcements have provided that guidance since 1956. Social norms are changing at a rapid pace, and these films, filmstrips, and audio recordings are helping schools, churches, and free clinics to stay current and to keep up with these dizzying times, daddy-o.
EPISODES: 6:5
Piranha Pond
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Inventing is hard, but selling inventions is harder! Swim little fishy, because there’s blood in the water- you’ve entered the Piranha Pond. Our panel of business-savvy titans of industry are poised to chew up bad inventions and invest in good inventions. You know, like piranhas do? They don’t call the piranha “the sage financial business-fish of the Amazon,” but maybe they should so that the title of this show makes more sense.
EPISODES: 6:5
The Old Original Spitbinders
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Accept no substitutes! The Old Original Spitbinders is the place to go when you need to feed! Tantalizing appe-teasers, succulent entrées, delectable desserts, and so much more. Wines from around the world! Locally brewed beers on tap! Unbelievable custom cocktails! Fresh ingredients, organic produce, and classic recipes with a modern twist. Oh, and our hosts will absolutely make sure that you will never taste any of it, you absolute birdbutt.
EPISODES: 6:5
Cedar Grove Haunted Corn Maze
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: With nine brand new scare zones, the Cedar Grove Haunted Corn Maze is now the biggest and scariest Halloween event around! This eerie outdoor experience is filled with frights, scares, and half-hearted performances from nearly everyone involved! Brave the Bad Dream on Oak Street area where you’ll encounter Freddie Gluker! Visit with scary guys Miguel Myers and Jarsten Horvees! Run for your life from our witches! Try not to get grabbed by The Toucher!
EPISODES: 6:4
Pet Swap
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: On Pet Swap, pet owners from all walks of life get to spend a week with someone else’s pet while their fuzzy friends get to take a little vacation in someone else’s home. It alienates the animals and infuriates the pet owners! Why are they doing this? Only on NBC Golf!
EPISODES: 6:4
Doctor Don Clarinetto
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Don Clarinetto is the radio’s connection to all things paranormal, extra-terrestrial, and conspiratorial. He has communicated with the dead, with beings from other dimensions, and with callers from all across these United States who have had brushes with the unexplained. He has a PhD in Modern Dance from Indiana State University.
EPISODES: 6:4
Big Chunky Bubbles
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
Petey Amin, better known as Big Chunky Bubbles, constructs hyper-realistic sculptures out of soups, chowders, and stews. His exact scale replica of the Taj Mahal made exclusively from cioppino was featured in both Architectural Digest and Bon Appétit magazines and also won the 1987 Strathbutler Award. His soup sculptures and chowder creations have also been seen on television programs including Fude Doods, Sunday Morning Today, and The second 1988 Vice Presidential Debate.
EPISODES: 6:2
Alianca Home Renovation Project
DIAGNOSIS: Delusional Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Fred and Judy Alianca have always dreamed of a comfy and spacious home for unwinding after a long day. Those dreams are becoming a reality through some innovative thinking, some sweat equity, and some heartbreaking compromises. In the end, their modest three bedroom, two bathroom ranch-style home will be reimagined into a half bedroom, five bathroom split-level haunted house with an indoor-outdoor element and some real curb appeal.
EPISODES: 6:2
The Grandmas
DIAGNOSIS: Matriarchal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: These two Grandmas aren’t going to let a little age get in the way of having a good time. Their purses are full of god-knows-what and they are ready for action.
EPISODES: 6:1
DIAGNOSIS: Matriarchal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Born in 1929, Queen Bee is a salt-of-the-earth product of Lake Mills, Iowa. Often reminiscing of the farm on Hog’s Back and her spelling bee triumphs, Bee is a master of the endless tale. Her hobbies include, using an entire loaf of bread to make a single grilled cheese sandwich and burning water. What she lacks in culinary expertise, she makes up for in nonsensical ramblings and poorly timed telephone calls. She currently resides in Prairie Village, Kansas.
EPISODES: 1:7 / 1:9 / 1:15 / 1:17
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DIAGNOSIS: Matriarchal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Grandma Jonesy hails from Texas and was a major partner in her grandson Matthew’s extended stays home from school. Working together, they often parlayed a one-day cold into a week-long bout of walking pneumonia. During these times, Matthew would build a Lego roller coaster and she would lovingly prepare a vast array of delicious tuna-fished sandwiches. Grandma Jonesy currently resides in Palm Springs, CA.
EPISODES: 1:7 / 1:9 / 1:15 / 1:17
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 1
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Seventies Cinema Showcase
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The dark and gritty cinematic gems of the seventies are returning to art house theaters and now you can get in on the action! See the stars of yesteryear in the forgotten films of the golden age of mediocrity in a film festival full of fast action, faster women, and leading men who, in this day and age, couldn’t get hired to star in a discount dick pill commercial.
EPISODES: 6:1
Survivor Tribal Council
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Survivor is the longest running reality program in the history of the known universe, and there is a reason for the program’s popularity — the highly tense tribal councils that send contenders home with a tear in their eye-sacks and some sand in their ass-cracks. The tribe has spoken!
The Russian Red Beluga Harpoon Class Submarine Crew
DIAGNOSIS: Underwater Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: While most of planet Earth goes about its day, this stealth squad of Russian undersea warriors are poised to bring down the governments of the world, if only they could get around the old wheelchairs and arcade games someone brought aboard their Harpoon class nuclear submarine. Also, who microwaved fish? Come on. This is a shared break area. You guys are better than this.
EPISODES: 5:5
The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: When it comes to surgery, precision and care are very important. That’s why The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff should only be performing complicated medical procedures on your worst enemies. This crew of barely certified medical specialists will absolutely not keep you alive at all!
EPISODES: 5:5
Brown Bomber Squadron
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Resistance has these ships that drop bombs, and these are the dopes in charge of dropping those bombs.
SEE ALSO:
Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Resistance Squadron
EPISODES: 5:5
Obi-Wan Kenobi
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Old Ben Kenobi lives in an abandoned moisture prospector’s home in the Jundland Wastes on the desert planet of Tatooine. A shell of his former self, Kenobi wanders the Western Dune Sea muttering to himself about the halcyon days when he and Dash Rendar used to huff moof juice out of Kaminoan Aiwha scroats. He is also fond of gathering desert junk and showing you what’s in his desert trunk.
The Sword and Sorcery and Sandals Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Miller Lite Theme Park and Fun-sturaunt invite you take a trip into a lasercave of yesteryear! Fill yourself with delight as wizards, pig-faced monsters, and a cloud princess barely battle each other!
EPISODES: SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY
The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra has been a staple of the municipal orchestra circuit since 1979. Playing mostly in Kratos, Indiana, the group once travelled to Spokane, Washington to make an appearance at the 1996 Miss All Natural Muscle Regional Semi-Final Bodybuilding for Verified Female Citizens of the Western United States Tournament. Helmed by longtime conductor Craig Gustavel, this orchestra loves Mahler, Bach, and passive-aggressively sending past-due notices to members who might be 10 seconds late in sending membership payments.
EPISODES: 5:2
The Six Flags Over St. Louis Christmas Christian Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: At Six Flags Over St. Louis, Jesus is the rhesus for the seasus. So, we’re putting the Christ back into “Christ, the flames from that simulated holiday helicopter crash are getting extremely close to my family!” this Christmas. The reviews are in: three wise men give this show one star…One star of wonder!
EPISODES: 5:1
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 16, 2018 • The Bell House NY
Glamour Alley
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: You’d better run the runway and sharpen your fashion sense because Glamour Alley is a cut-throat sartorial battle of the ages. Glamour Alley airs on PissTV Thursday nights at 23AM.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
Celebrities At Their Ugliest Behavior
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to tampa Bay’s ONLY pass-around cassette tape radio. If you even can, you unpopular rum-suckler.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
The Kona Korner Birds Of A Feather Musical Extravaganza
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to the feathered friends of Kona Korner as they take a whimsical flight through friendship. These animatronic avian amigos will charm you with their melodic and mildly racist songs and stories. Brought to you by Mencia’s!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Lily Globerman
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lily Globerman is a lust-driven blackjack fiend and a Taurus.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Prune Harbor Family Wet Park
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get wet and wild at America’s oldest family water park! Set sail for Prune Harbor! All water is now 100% safe for human beings!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Reach For The Stars with Reid and Ryleigh Cooper
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Reid and Ryleigh Cooper are coming to your town! From the opening donut seminar to the closing prayer pyramid, Reid and Ryleigh are going to help you make the changes you need to make to be a better you in just one American long weekend! Straight talk from one of America’s finest motivation duos is what you’re going to get at one of the Reach For The Stars self-reclamation seminars! Stand up and take back the you that you’ve always been but didn’t know you were, and then change that you into a totally different new you full of self-worth, self-esteem, and self-confusion. You’ll long for the you you you-sed to be!
SUPEREGO LIVE: February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest
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