
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Boothroyd's House of Rare Antiquities, Brian Bradley, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Ryan Smith | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: See jet-ski adventure! Killer whale acrobatics! And over three hours of pre-show entertainment(?)!
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Chris Tallman, Jeff Crocker, Jesse Thorn, Jordan Morris, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Monsieur Villechaize loves wine, women, and wine-women.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder | Tags: Chris Tallman, Hervé Villechaize | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Thorn Christian Fellowship, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Guillermo Lee inappropriately helps people act appropriately.
EPISODES: 2:15
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder | Tags: Guillermo Lee, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Through the latter half of the 20th century the NASA Mission Control Specialists have perfected the art of talking to each other over cheap headsets.
EPISODES: 2:15 / 2:17
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Paranoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, NASA Mission Control | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.
EPISODES: 2:15
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, So You Wanna Go To Space? | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is arguably the most successful composer of our time. He is best known for stage and film adaptations of his musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, and The Phantom of the Opera. He sometimes gets in on in a Rum Tum Tugger costume.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder | Tags: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jeremy Carter, Paul F. Tompkins, Shunt McGuppin | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not stop off at Platinum Jimmy’s just around the corner from The Smithsonian and pick up their guided audio tour? Why not also put some Maroon Five on your iPod and listen to that? You’ll get as much out of it.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: As the world’s oldest living Civil War veteran, Beauregard Dufresne would like you to know he’s banged a lot of high class, antebellum trim.
EPISODES: 2:13
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: beauregard dufresne, Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Larry Tetlock was struck by lightening in his Toyota Prius and has since become a Phoenician Death Oracle. He also calls games for the minor league Matador Baseball.
EPISODES: 2:13
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Schizotypal Personality Disorder | Tags: Jeremy Carter, larry tetlock, Mark McConville | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Roy Cabras is a certified licensed men’s trust circle facilitator. There are no anger issues he hasn’t seen before, pussy.
EPISODES: 2:13 / 2:17
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: campfire with roy cabras, drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Old Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Poetic Genius Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Carl Sagan is the smartest, most awesome human ever to be made of star stuff.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Poetic Genius Personality Disorder | Tags: Carl Sagan, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Bruce "The Throat" Hume, Ed "The Inflection" Olivas, Jeremy Carter, Kit 'The Lullaby' Le Fevre, Klaus 'The Lullaby' Hergesheimer, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Xiong 'The Diphthong' Wong | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the Silverback Gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Nathan The SilverBack Gorilla, Paul F. Tompkins | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry can reserve, purchase, and gently name a cloud for you in less than 3 weeks. Supplies are limited; act now.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Rodney Morelli's International Cloud Registry | 2 Comments »

DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Schizoid Personality Disorder | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Lee Bell, Mark McConville | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pete Balch established the Let’s Call It A Draw Trophy Shoppe in 1949. He is 31 years old. His wife just recently died and also his wife died recently.
EPISODES: 2:9 / 2:12 / 2:15 / 2:17
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley, Pete Balch | Leave A Comment »

DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11 / 2:13
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Dan Fogleberg, Heartlines, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Mark Ripalapedes, Matt Gourley, Stephen Bishop | Leave A Comment »