The Russian Red Beluga Harpoon Class Submarine Crew
DIAGNOSIS: Underwater Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: While most of planet Earth goes about its day, this stealth squad of Russian undersea warriors are poised to bring down the governments of the world, if only they could get around the old wheelchairs and arcade games someone brought aboard their Harpoon class nuclear submarine. Also, who microwaved fish? Come on. This is a shared break area. You guys are better than this.
EPISODES: 5:5
The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: When it comes to surgery, precision and care are very important. That’s why The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff should only be performing complicated medical procedures on your worst enemies. This crew of barely certified medical specialists will absolutely not keep you alive at all!
EPISODES: 5:5
Brown Bomber Squadron
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Resistance has these ships that drop bombs, and these are the dopes in charge of dropping those bombs.
SEE ALSO:
Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Resistance Squadron
EPISODES: 5:5
Obi-Wan Kenobi
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Old Ben Kenobi lives in an abandoned moisture prospector’s home in the Jundland Wastes on the desert planet of Tatooine. A shell of his former self, Kenobi wanders the Western Dune Sea muttering to himself about the halcyon days when he and Dash Rendar used to huff moof juice out of Kaminoan Aiwha scroats. He is also fond of gathering desert junk and showing you what’s in his desert trunk.
EPISODES: 5:4
The Sword and Sorcery and Sandals Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Miller Lite Theme Park and Fun-sturaunt invite you take a trip into a lasercave of yesteryear! Fill yourself with delight as wizards, pig-faced monsters, and a cloud princess barely battle each other!
EPISODES: SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY
The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra has been a staple of the municipal orchestra circuit since 1979. Playing mostly in Kratos, Indiana, the group once travelled to Spokane, Washington to make an appearance at the 1996 Miss All Natural Muscle Regional Semi-Final Bodybuilding for Verified Female Citizens of the Western United States Tournament. Helmed by longtime conductor Craig Gustavel, this orchestra loves Mahler, Bach, and passive-aggressively sending past-due notices to members who might be 10 seconds late in sending membership payments.
EPISODES: 5:2
The Six Flags Over St. Louis Christmas Christian Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: At Six Flags Over St. Louis, Jesus is the rhesus for the seasus. So, we’re putting the Christ back into “Christ, the flames from that simulated holiday helicopter crash are getting extremely close to my family!” this Christmas. The reviews are in: three wise men give this show one star…One star of wonder!
EPISODES: 5:1
Glamour Alley
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: You’d better run the runway and sharpen your fashion sense because Glamour Alley is a cut-throat sartorial battle of the ages. Glamour Alley airs on PissTV Thursday nights at 23AM.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
Celebrities At Their Ugliest Behavior
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to tampa Bay’s ONLY pass-around cassette tape radio. If you even can, you unpopular rum-suckler.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
The Kona Korner Birds Of A Feather Musical Extravaganza
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to the feathered friends of Kona Korner as they take a whimsical flight through friendship. These animatronic avian amigos will charm you with their melodic and mildly racist songs and stories. Brought to you by Mencia’s!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Lily Globerman
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lily Globerman is a lust-driven blackjack fiend and a Taurus.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Prune Harbor Family Wet Park
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get wet and wild at America’s oldest family water park! Set sail for Prune Harbor! All water is now 100% safe for human beings!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Reach For The Stars with Reid and Ryleigh Cooper
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Reid and Ryleigh Cooper are coming to your town! From the opening donut seminar to the closing prayer pyramid, Reid and Ryleigh are going to help you make the changes you need to make to be a better you in just one American long weekend! Straight talk from one of America’s finest motivation duos is what you’re going to get at one of the Reach For The Stars self-reclamation seminars! Stand up and take back the you that you’ve always been but didn’t know you were, and then change that you into a totally different new you full of self-worth, self-esteem, and self-confusion. You’ll long for the you you you-sed to be!
SUPEREGO LIVE: February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
John Hurt
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: John Hurt is a wonderful character actor, and has graced many a franchise with his talents; Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin to name a few. Hurt also portrayed The Elephant Man. What more do you need to know?
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: Alien
Ridley Scott
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Ridley Scott has directed classic films such as Alien, Blade Runner, and his name is pronounced RAAAAAAAAABlllll SKIiiiinCH.
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: Alien
The Complete Woman
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s 1962. Do you know where your husband is? The tides are changing for American housewives and divorce is on the rise. Love and marriage expert Marabel May wants to save your marriage! Her acclaimed book ‘The Complete Woman!’ has taken the nation by storm! Now, the audio companion to her #1 best seller is available on vinyl for your listening pleasure. Marabel’s twelve step ‘Complete Woman’ program has already saved over 100 marriages in the continental United States and four in American Samoa! Marabel will improve your marriage or your husband’s money back. She guarantees it!
EPISODES: 4:6
Shootout at the O.K. Corral Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Anitsocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Earps, Doc Holiday, and the Clanton gang clash at The O.K. Corral in an less-than-OK stunt experience. Due to the high price of blanks, the show now uses live ammunition! See history sort of unfold right before your eyes!
EPISODES: 4:6
SUPEREGO LIVE: September 14, 2018 • London Podcast Festival
Brown Resistance Squadron
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Try to keep up, Dantari-toucher. After a few decades, The Empire rebranded, called themselves The First Order, decided to put their previous Death Stars under a magnifying glass, and now they have a planet that shoots light or some shit. Because everyone deserves a fresh coat of paint, The Rebellion is now The Resistance and they’re not going to put up with this, which is irrelevant, because the Brown Resistance Squadron is about as useful as a Hutt in a Dagobah pole vaulting contest.
SEE ALSO:
Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Bomber Squadron
EPISODES: 4:6
The Doom Room
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Doom Room is an interactive horror escape experience that will test your resolve, bend your mind, and touch you gently when no one’s looking. Work as a team to solve mildly complex puzzles and riddles covered in party store cobwebs. Move with purpose through the labyrinth of broken dreams and obviously fake surgery implements. Steel your nerves as your mental stress levels increase because of rubber spiders and a high school dropout in fishnets and an alien mask pointing a strobe light at your group. Deys no exscape from The Doom Room.
EPISODES: 4:6
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY
Peter Mayhew
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Man, Peter Mayhew will tell you some stories. And then tell you them again. But one little known fact is that Mayhew himself is actually from the Wookie home world of Kashyyyk. Wow, life is stranger than fiction, man.
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: The Empire Strikes Back
Superego Cinema: The Empire Strikes Back
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COMMENTARY BY: Alec Guinness (Obi-Wan Kenobi), Peter Mayhew, (Chewbacca) and director Irvin Kershner.
WITH: Musical Specialist James Bladon, Dr. Matt Gourley, and Dr. Jeremy Carter.
NOTE: This commentary was done with the original version of The Empire Strikes Back but can still play along nicely with the other special editions and various abominations.
RELEASE DATE: July 1, 2015
Alec Guinness
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Alec Guinness spent years in the theater, learning the finer points of elocution, diction, speech, character-interpretation, fencing, movement, and projection only to squander it all on some space opera nobody saw. Start Wars, or something. I don’t know, it’s a shame.
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: The Empire Strikes Back
Antiques Roadsale
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Antiques Roadsale is a harrowing voyage through the junk in America’s trunk. Our show travels the hills and dales of this great country, assessing and appraising marvels of patina-spackled history, Cobweb-covered memories, and things that just look like Civil War commuter mugs or some shit. Join us as we place absolutely arbitrary monetary value on heirlooms, artifacts, and garage sale horsefeathers. The Antiques Roadsale will be in your town soon, peeking under grandpa’s bed for some dusty olds and telling you what you could get for it. (Probably a Victorian claw-job.)
EPISODES: 4:4
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY / September 14, 2018 • London Podcast Festival
The Legion of Doom
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Led by criminal mastermind Lex Luthor, The Legion of Doom is a criminal syndicate hell-bent on destroying the venerable and beloved Superfriends. Turns out, they’ve tried just about everything. Seriously. They’re open to just about any idea at this point. Membership standards are at an all-time low, so if you’re looking for a fun yet fruitless way to spend a few hours per week trying to end the lives of nearly invincible demigods dedicated to truth and justice with a near certainty of serious personal injury or even death, then The Legion of Doom might just be the ill-managed organization for you! Recruitment sessions happen every Wednesday starting at 5:30pm at the bulbous black metal dome down in the algae-slathered sinkhole behind the hardware store.