Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.
EPISODES: 2:16
The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: See jet-ski adventure! Killer whale acrobatics! And over three hours of pre-show entertainment(?)!
EPISODES: 2:16
Hervé Villechaize
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Monsieur Villechaize loves wine, women, and wine-women.
EPISODES: 2:16
The Thorn Christian Fellowship
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Guillermo Lee
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Guillermo Lee inappropriately helps people act appropriately.
EPISODES: 2:15
NASA Mission Control
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Through the latter half of the 20th century the NASA Mission Control Specialists have perfected the art of talking to each other over cheap headsets.
EPISODES: 2:15 / 2:17
The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.
EPISODES: 2:15
So You Wanna Go To Space?
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is arguably the most successful composer of our time. He is best known for stage and film adaptations of his musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, and The Phantom of the Opera. He sometimes gets in on in a Rum Tum Tugger costume.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
Smithsonian Audio Tours
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not stop off at Platinum Jimmy’s just around the corner from The Smithsonian and pick up their guided audio tour? Why not also put some Maroon Five on your iPod and listen to that? You’ll get as much out of it.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
Beauregard Dufresne
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: As the world’s oldest living Civil War veteran, Beauregard Dufresne would like you to know he’s banged a lot of high class, antebellum trim.
EPISODES: 2:13
Larry Tetlock
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Larry Tetlock was struck by lightening in his Toyota Prius and has since become a Phoenician Death Oracle. He also calls games for the minor league Matador Baseball.
EPISODES: 2:13
Campfire With Roy Cabras
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Roy Cabras is a certified licensed men’s trust circle facilitator. There are no anger issues he hasn’t seen before, pussy.
EPISODES: 2:13 / 2:17
My Baby Dreamer
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Recommended for ages 2-5 and 7-8. Don’t even think about it, Sixers.
EPISODES: 2:12 / 2:17
The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Carl Sagan
DIAGNOSIS: Poetic Genius Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Carl Sagan is the smartest, most awesome human ever to be made of star stuff.
EPISODES: 2:11
Bruce And Ed with Kit, Klaus, And Xiong
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Nathan The Silverback Gorilla
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the Silverback Gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.
EPISODES: 2:11
Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry
DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry can reserve, purchase, and gently name a cloud for you in less than 3 weeks. Supplies are limited; act now.
EPISODES: 2:11
Lee Bell
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Audio Book Classics
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Pete Balch
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pete Balch established the Let’s Call It A Draw Trophy Shoppe in 1949. He is 31 years old. His wife just recently died and also his wife died recently.
EPISODES: 2:9 / 2:12 / 2:15 / 2:17
Heartlines with Mark Ripalapedes
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11 / 2:13