The Old Original Spitbinders
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Accept no substitutes! The Old Original Spitbinders is the place to go when you need to feed! Tantalizing appe-teasers, succulent entrées, delectable desserts, and so much more. Wines from around the world! Locally brewed beers on tap! Unbelievable custom cocktails! Fresh ingredients, organic produce, and classic recipes with a modern twist. Oh, and our hosts will absolutely make sure that you will never taste any of it, you absolute birdbutt.
EPISODES: 6:5
Cedar Grove Haunted Corn Maze
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: With nine brand new scare zones, the Cedar Grove Haunted Corn Maze is now the biggest and scariest Halloween event around! This eerie outdoor experience is filled with frights, scares, and half-hearted performances from nearly everyone involved! Brave the Bad Dream on Oak Street area where you’ll encounter Freddie Gluker! Visit with scary guys Miguel Myers and Jarsten Horvees! Run for your life from our witches! Try not to get grabbed by The Toucher!
EPISODES: 6:4
Survivor Tribal Council
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Survivor is the longest running reality program in the history of the known universe, and there is a reason for the program’s popularity — the highly tense tribal councils that send contenders home with a tear in their eye-sacks and some sand in their ass-cracks. The tribe has spoken!
SUPEREGO LIVE: July 20, 2019 • The Bell House NY
Glamour Alley
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: You’d better run the runway and sharpen your fashion sense because Glamour Alley is a cut-throat sartorial battle of the ages. Glamour Alley airs on PissTV Thursday nights at 23AM.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
Shootout at the O.K. Corral Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Anitsocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Earps, Doc Holiday, and the Clanton gang clash at The O.K. Corral in an less-than-OK stunt experience. Due to the high price of blanks, the show now uses live ammunition! See history sort of unfold right before your eyes!
EPISODES: 4:6
SUPEREGO LIVE: September 14, 2018 • London Podcast Festival
The Doom Room
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Doom Room is an interactive horror escape experience that will test your resolve, bend your mind, and touch you gently when no one’s looking. Work as a team to solve mildly complex puzzles and riddles covered in party store cobwebs. Move with purpose through the labyrinth of broken dreams and obviously fake surgery implements. Steel your nerves as your mental stress levels increase because of rubber spiders and a high school dropout in fishnets and an alien mask pointing a strobe light at your group. Deys no exscape from The Doom Room.
EPISODES: 4:6
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY / July 20, 2019 • The Bell House NY
Alec Guinness
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Alec Guinness spent years in the theater, learning the finer points of elocution, diction, speech, character-interpretation, fencing, movement, and projection only to squander it all on some space opera nobody saw. Start Wars, or something. I don’t know, it’s a shame.
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: The Empire Strikes Back
The Legion of Doom
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Led by criminal mastermind Lex Luthor, The Legion of Doom is a criminal syndicate hell-bent on destroying the venerable and beloved Superfriends. Turns out, they’ve tried just about everything. Seriously. They’re open to just about any idea at this point. Membership standards are at an all-time low, so if you’re looking for a fun yet fruitless way to spend a few hours per week trying to end the lives of nearly invincible demigods dedicated to truth and justice with a near certainty of serious personal injury or even death, then The Legion of Doom might just be the ill-managed organization for you! Recruitment sessions happen every Wednesday starting at 5:30pm at the bulbous black metal dome down in the algae-slathered sinkhole behind the hardware store.
Neko Case
DIAGNOSIS: Delusional Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Alt-country songstress Neko Case and regular-country songstress Shunt McGuppin once joined forces to make an album of duets entitled (by Shunt) ‘Two-ets.’ They got about this far.
EPISODES: 4:1
The Whittwood Branch Public Library
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Whittwood Branch Public Library is a fortress of knowledge, held hostage by tyrannical overlord/librarian Galen Tuolomne and his menagerie of homeless minions. They are sworn to protect Whittier’s ancient tomes and hallowed scrippage. Established, 1981.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 2
Keith The Doorman
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Keith The Doorman will hold the door for you, hold a package for you, and hold you when that trollop Stephanie tells you she’s been seeing her pottery instructor again and while it’s just a casual thing, you’re pretty sure she’s got a regular punch-card and the boneyard.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 2
God’s Crazy Monsters!
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Ain’t creation fun? At God’s Crazy Monsters museum and fuckin’ fun park you’ll learn why carbon dating is for sin-people and dinosaurs are assholes! Ride the water slide with Jesus, take a complimentary Capri-Sun communion, and hunt your very own baby triceratops! God’s Crazy Monsters!*
*Located inside the Sunoco.
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest
SUPERSHORT: God’s Crazy Monsters
Stop Smoking Now!
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Smoking and smoking related illness is the leading killer of Americans, Europeans, and whatever the other people are. In an effort to stop the global nicotine pandemic, several leading healthcare officials got together over a carton of cigarettes and developed this simple, easy to use program that will make you feel so good, you’ll wonder why you ever needed lungs in the first place. They are dedicated to the eradication of this disgusting and addictive habit that looks really, really cool and you should try.
EPISODES: 3:6
Sammy The Cat
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Whether he be chasing a mouse, nipping at some yarn, or just pawing at his owner, Sammy the cat is a great household pet and lover.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 2: PART 1
The Brownriver Township Survivor’s Club
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Brownriver Township Survivor’s Club was not as organized as you might think. In fact it was really an ad-hoc organization thrown together in the last days of 2018. You know, after the global cooling spiraled out of control.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 2: PART 1
The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: See jet-ski adventure! Killer whale acrobatics! And over three hours of pre-show entertainment(?)!
EPISODES: 2:16
So You Wanna Go To Space?
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
Beauregard Dufresne
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: As the world’s oldest living Civil War veteran, Beauregard Dufresne would like you to know he’s banged a lot of high class, antebellum trim.
EPISODES: 2:13
My Baby Dreamer
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This season’s hottest toy! Recommended for ages 21 and older, or hill- children who are ‘good with a knife.’ My Baby Dreamer is the toy to end all toys — quite literally. This toy will murder all of your children’s favorite playthings with a soldering gun. My Baby Dreamer loves to exhibit her(?) eerie and macabre ways of making playtime fun. Accessories include lead pacifier, pepper spray bottle, and ‘Barky’ the asbestos beagle.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 1
Nathan The Silverback Gorilla
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the Silverback Gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.
EPISODES: 2:11
Supreme Court Nominee Roger Contreras
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The odds are not looking good.
EPISODES: 2:8
FUN-FACT: Roger Contreras is Charla Corbin-Contreras’s half-father.
Kenny Gottlieb
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kenny Gottlieb hasn’t got much time for you and will most likely dismiss your concerns, but he’ll sound friendly doing it.
EPISODES: 2:6 / 3:1
Kendra Kibbee
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kendra Kibbee leads the evening Razzamasize classes at the Billings Montana 24 Hour Fitness. She has some problems getting dates.
EPISODES: 2:5
Coach Helzevec
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Coach Brian H. Helzevec got his start as an assistant high school football coach in the northernmost point of southwestern Ohio. Since then, he has gone on to coach at nearly every level the profession has to offer. Helzevec holds an American Sportsball Society record for the shortest coaching tenure in history, having been fired three minutes and forty seconds into his first game coaching the Seattle Kidpeople. His new-fangled ‘Symphony Of Destruction’ defense cost Seattle the fastest 48 points ever scored in a football game.
But Coach Helzevec is far more famous for his media relations than his coaching resume. Win or lose, Helzevec always has something to get off of his chest. Unflinchingly honest and personal, his post-game podium meltdowns are legendary, providing talk radio and sports highlight shows with endless fodder. Tune in and watch Coach Helzevec’s infamous press conferences, interview debacles, locker room pep-talks, and frenzied bathroom mirror rehearsal speeches.
EPISODES: 2:4 / 2:6 / 2:8 / 2:9 / 2:10 / 2:14 / 3:7
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest / November 16, 2018 • The Bell House NY