Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.
EPISODES: 2:16
The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.
EPISODES: 2:15
Audio Book Classics
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Heartlines with Mark Ripalapedes
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11 / 2:13
Father Aldini
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Katherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues church is a respected man of the cloth. This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.
EPISODES: 2:7
Starcharters
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Hashimoto Wellness Labs
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Pat O’Brien
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pat O’Brien is an American sports commentator and television show host, frequently referred to as “The P.O.B.”. He currently hosts the Entertainment Tonight spin-off, The Insider. Prior to that, O’Brien spent 7 years as co-anchor of Access Hollywood. He also drunk dials.
EPISODES: 1:16
Nick Nolte
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rugged, blond, raspy-voiced leading man Nick Nolte has lived a life a good deal more interesting than most of his roles—as to exactly what that life has been, don’t expect any biography to be accurate. This tough guy with soul has openly admitted to lying to the press from the beginning, creating a persona in which even he has trouble separating the fact from fiction. Nolte recently became a grandfather and now spends most of his time trying to mend fences with his estranged daughter and her family.
EPISODES: 1:4 / 1:5 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:10