DIAGNOSIS: Underwater Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: While most of planet Earth goes about its day, this stealth squad of Russian undersea warriors are poised to bring down the governments of the world, if only they could get around the old wheelchairs and arcade games someone brought aboard their Harpoon class nuclear submarine. Also, who microwaved fish? Come on. This is a shared break area. You guys are better than this.
DIAGNOSIS: Countless Personality Disorders
CASE HISTORY: Cubby Lauterborn, Lugs Harvey, Mutt Taylor and Shunt McGuppin. The Journeymen. Listen, imbibe, abuse.