The Thorn Christian Fellowship
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Guillermo Lee
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Guillermo Lee inappropriately helps people act appropriately.
EPISODES: 2:15
NASA Mission Control
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Through the latter half of the 20th century the NASA Mission Control Specialists have perfected the art of talking to each other over cheap headsets.
EPISODES: 2:15 / 2:17
The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.
EPISODES: 2:15
So You Wanna Go To Space?
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is arguably the most successful composer of our time. He is best known for stage and film adaptations of his musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, and The Phantom of the Opera. He sometimes gets in on in a Rum Tum Tugger costume.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
Smithsonian Audio Tours
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not stop off at Platinum Jimmy’s just around the corner from The Smithsonian and pick up their guided audio tour? Why not also put some Maroon Five on your iPod and listen to that? You’ll get as much out of it.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
Larry Tetlock
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Larry Tetlock was struck by lightening in his Toyota Prius and has since become a Phoenician Death Oracle. He also calls games for the minor league Matador Baseball.
EPISODES: 2:13
Campfire With Roy Cabras
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Roy Cabras is a certified licensed men’s trust circle facilitator. There are no anger issues he hasn’t seen before, pussy.
EPISODES: 2:13 / 2:17
The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Bruce And Ed with Kit, Klaus, And Xiong
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Lee Bell
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Supreme Court Nominee Roger Contreras
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The odds are not looking good.
EPISODES: 2:8
FUN-FACT: Roger Contreras is Charla Corbin-Contreras’s half-father.
The Gentleman’s Collar
DIAGNOSIS: Crooch Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Gentleman’s Collar has quality questionable women men-women available for your viewing pleasure discomfort.
EPISODES: 2:8
Starcharters
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Dr. Bill Hoobing
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Dr. Bill Hoobing went to medical school at… Um. He did his residency at… Where was that now? Oh yeah, I like gardening.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sir Ian McKellen
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Ian McKellen is a national English treasure. He is an award winning actor and thespian. Also, he really gets into bathing people.
EPISODES: 2:6
Hashimoto Wellness Labs
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Wells Of America Bank
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6
Miles Packend
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Miles Packend has been living the lecture circuit; meeting, signing and studying people’s body holes.
EPISODES: 2:5
The Yorba Linda Demon Moon Ouija Board Club
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Yorba Linda Demon Moon Ouija Board Club has been contacting the dead of Orange County for 1 weeks.
EPISODES: 2:4
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt has been giving it to ‘em, real good, since 1882.
EPISODES: 2:4 / 2:5 / 2:9 / 2:10 / 2:16
Reverend Leroy Jenkins
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Official Bio: Leroy Jenkins is an American televangelist who was popular in the 1960s and 1970s. He was known for his supposed faith healing, through the use of ‘miracle water.’ He was known for his impromptu sermons, such as when in St Michael’s Church, Boston, “he just ran in”, according to one congregation member, and gave a completely unrehearsed and unscripted sermon. Unofficial Bio: Leroy Jenkins is a goldigger, snake-oil salesman and convicted arsonist.