The Russian Red Beluga Harpoon Class Submarine Crew
DIAGNOSIS: Underwater Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: While most of planet Earth goes about its day, this stealth squad of Russian undersea warriors are poised to bring down the governments of the world, if only they could get around the old wheelchairs and arcade games someone brought aboard their Harpoon class nuclear submarine. Also, who microwaved fish? Come on. This is a shared break area. You guys are better than this.
EPISODES: 5:5
The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: When it comes to surgery, precision and care are very important. That’s why The St. Judas Memorial Hospital Surgical Staff should only be performing complicated medical procedures on your worst enemies. This crew of barely certified medical specialists will absolutely not keep you alive at all!
EPISODES: 5:5
The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra has been a staple of the municipal orchestra circuit since 1979. Playing mostly in Kratos, Indiana, the group once travelled to Spokane, Washington to make an appearance at the 1996 Miss All Natural Muscle Regional Semi-Final Bodybuilding for Verified Female Citizens of the Western United States Tournament. Helmed by longtime conductor Craig Gustavel, this orchestra loves Mahler, Bach, and passive-aggressively sending past-due notices to members who might be 10 seconds late in sending membership payments.
EPISODES: 5:2
The Six Flags Over St. Louis Christmas Christian Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: At Six Flags Over St. Louis, Jesus is the rhesus for the seasus. So, we’re putting the Christ back into “Christ, the flames from that simulated holiday helicopter crash are getting extremely close to my family!” this Christmas. The reviews are in: three wise men give this show one star…One star of wonder!
EPISODES: 5:1
Glamour Alley
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: You’d better run the runway and sharpen your fashion sense because Glamour Alley is a cut-throat sartorial battle of the ages. Glamour Alley airs on PissTV Thursday nights at 23AM.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
Celebrities At Their Ugliest Behavior
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to tampa Bay’s ONLY pass-around cassette tape radio. If you even can, you unpopular rum-suckler.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
The Kona Korner Birds Of A Feather Musical Extravaganza
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Listen to the feathered friends of Kona Korner as they take a whimsical flight through friendship. These animatronic avian amigos will charm you with their melodic and mildly racist songs and stories. Brought to you by Mencia’s!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
Prune Harbor Family Wet Park
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get wet and wild at America’s oldest family water park! Set sail for Prune Harbor! All water is now 100% safe for human beings!
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1
John Hurt
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: John Hurt is a wonderful character actor, and has graced many a franchise with his talents; Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin to name a few. Hurt also portrayed The Elephant Man. What more do you need to know?
EPISODES: Superego Cinema: Alien
The Doom Room
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Doom Room is an interactive horror escape experience that will test your resolve, bend your mind, and touch you gently when no one’s looking. Work as a team to solve mildly complex puzzles and riddles covered in party store cobwebs. Move with purpose through the labyrinth of broken dreams and obviously fake surgery implements. Steel your nerves as your mental stress levels increase because of rubber spiders and a high school dropout in fishnets and an alien mask pointing a strobe light at your group. Deys no exscape from The Doom Room.
EPISODES: 4:6
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY
Brown Resistance Squadron
DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Try to keep up, Dantari-toucher. After a few decades, The Empire rebranded, called themselves The First Order, decided to put their previous Death Stars under a magnifying glass, and now they have a planet that shoots light or some shit. Because everyone deserves a fresh coat of paint, The Rebellion is now The Resistance and they’re not going to put up with this, which is irrelevant, because the Brown Resistance Squadron is about as useful as a Hutt in a Dagobah pole vaulting contest.
SEE ALSO:
Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron
Brown Bomber Squadron
EPISODES: 4:6
Antiques Roadsale
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Antiques Roadsale is a harrowing voyage through the junk in America’s trunk. Our show travels the hills and dales of this great country, assessing and appraising marvels of patina-spackled history, Cobweb-covered memories, and things that just look like Civil War commuter mugs or some shit. Join us as we place absolutely arbitrary monetary value on heirlooms, artifacts, and garage sale horsefeathers. The Antiques Roadsale will be in your town soon, peeking under grandpa’s bed for some dusty olds and telling you what you could get for it. (Probably a Victorian claw-job.)
EPISODES: 4:4
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2
SUPEREGO LIVE: November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY / September 14, 2018 • London Podcast Festival
The Legion of Doom
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Led by criminal mastermind Lex Luthor, The Legion of Doom is a criminal syndicate hell-bent on destroying the venerable and beloved Superfriends. Turns out, they’ve tried just about everything. Seriously. They’re open to just about any idea at this point. Membership standards are at an all-time low, so if you’re looking for a fun yet fruitless way to spend a few hours per week trying to end the lives of nearly invincible demigods dedicated to truth and justice with a near certainty of serious personal injury or even death, then The Legion of Doom might just be the ill-managed organization for you! Recruitment sessions happen every Wednesday starting at 5:30pm at the bulbous black metal dome down in the algae-slathered sinkhole behind the hardware store.
Reverend Parsimony
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Each Sunday, Reverend Parsimony wakes up with the dawn, runs a cold comb through his rich, cloud-white hair, and marches down to the local parish to proselytize to a handful of absolute sinners. Wherever he goes, he warns townsfolk of the dangers of perdition with an awkward turn of phrase and a slight stutter. His fear-based old testament preaching style is the basis of his many self-published religious pamphlets including God Sword, A Guide To Hell’s Hot Wallpapers, and Say Your Prayers and Pray your Stairs.
EPISODES: 4:5
SUPEREGO LIVE: September 27, 2014 • LA Podfest / February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest / November 11, 2017 • The Bell House NY
PumpTV
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: PumpTV provides a much not-needed advertainment to gas station patrons around the United States. This is not your father’s gas station monitor garbage! The volume is all the way up and the information is as useless as a possible! Allow us to pollute your mind with short video blasts designed to waste your time, sap your energy, and test your very will to live! Go screw a wall socket!
EPISODES: 4:3
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA
Listening To Looks At Books
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: In 1989, Robert Crouj¢∞¶ᵃ∏ and a small group of friends started a book club which blossomed into the widely lauded National Public Radio program Listening To Looks At Books. What began as a frank discussion of literary releases has slowly atrophied into a tyrannical roundtable of utter nonsense. Authors pray to the paper gods that their books will not be the subject of the next, or any, episode.
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA / February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest / June 24, 2015 • The Bell House NY / September 14, 2018 • London Podcast Festival
The Swampbucklers Stunt Spectacular
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Based loosely on the Broadway theatre flop of the same title, The Swampbucklers Stunt Spectacular is the gold standard of theme park stunt entertainment. Now in its 34th fun-filled season, this 8 minute show packs punches, thrills, spills, pyrotechnics and all the reclaimed non-potable water you can catch in your overpriced poncho, into one action-packed fuckfest. 21 Days without an accident!
EPISODES: 4:3
The Gorsock Murder Tour
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: In 1973, a mysterious, gruesome, and still unsolved murder occurred in the mansion of Harley Gorsock, noted philanthropist and alleged inventor of the bicycle tire. Then again, in 1976, 1979, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1989, 1990-1996, 1997, 2000, 2002 and probably in 2005, more mysterious, gruesome, and still unsolved murders occurred. The Gorsock Mansion, now inhabited by Miss Ursula Mädchen, has attracted unwanted notoriety as the top American tourist destination for people who would like to see a place where countless mysterious, gruesome, and still unsolved murders have occurred. The tours are not sanctioned by the city or state, nor are they allowed by law, as local and federal police are still searching for evidence. Closed Mondays.
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA
Cardinal Volpe’s Audio Mass
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Too busy to atone for your sins? No problem! With the convenience of Cardinal Volpe’s Audio Mass, you can give glory to God on the go. Praise his holy name while driving, while working out at the gym, or while sinning. Now available for Zune!
EPISODES: 4:2
The Jagged Stone Forest Rangers
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The friendly forest rangers at Jagged Stone National Park are not friendly. They are barely forest rangers. Their training is minimal and their contact with other human beings is purposefully limited. If you are hoping that they’ll lead you to that path where you can hike up to Victory-Slice Point to watch the sunset, you might as well buy a nice picture postcard in the gift shop, send it to yourself COD, and hop back in your Nissan Fuckyou, greenhorn.
EPISODES: 4:2
The Boys of Cell Block C
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: La Follette Federal Penitentiary is one of the toughest and most dangerous maximum security prisons in the United States, and most certainly Canada so keep your head on a swivel, rook. But only the toughest of the roughest get sent to Cell Block C. These inmates are subject to harsh conditions, brutal over-crowding, and a strict 10pm ‘lights-out’ policy. Watch your back, fresh meat. There’s a sharpened toothbrush handle with your name on it. Literally. Caligraphy-Dan does them for a hobby. But still, snitches get stitches, moochers get sutures, and chiselers get Twizzlers (in exchange for cigarettes).
EPISODES: 4:1
SUPEREGO LIVE: January 17, 2015 • Riot LA / February 7, 2015 • SF Sketchfest
Pamela Mills Portrait Studios
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Pamela Mills Photo Studio is a registered tornado shelter and photography studio for children, adults, and some olds. The team at Pamela Mills can provide photography for proms, weddings, funerals, funeral-weddings, birthdays, baptisms, Tuesdays with Morrie, and just about any occasion you can think up! Closed on Sundays and Wednesdays from 2:30-4 for floor-to-ceiling bleach-downs.
The Whittwood Branch Public Library
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Whittwood Branch Public Library is a fortress of knowledge, held hostage by tyrannical overlord/librarian Galen Tuolomne and his menagerie of homeless minions. They are sworn to protect Whittier’s ancient tomes and hallowed scrippage. Established, 1981.
SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 3: PART 2
Celebrity Singles
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Celebrity Singles debuted in 1959 and remained on the air for a non-record 4 months. In its brief run on channel 15 and a half, Celebrity Singles managed to pair up one couple. They broke up minutes after. In 1967, Host Scott Poundesssssst was found bludgeoned to death in a Howard Johnson’s luggage closet.
SUPEREGO LIVE: May 3, 2013 • UCB / January 25, 2014 • SF Sketchfest / September 27, 2014 • LA Podfest