The Family Feud
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Premiering in 1976, The Family Feud remains America’s fourth favorite game show! For decades, the Feud has surveyed 100 people, put the top answers on the board, and let family members who can’t stand to look at each other pool their collective knowledge and instinct to win some really semi-fabulous prizes. Catch the Family Feud Fever! (Currently, there is no cure for Family Feud Fever.)
EPISODES: 3:10
David Bowie
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: David Bowie is a starman, glam-king, and Grammy award winning artist. His career has explored space, time, love, war, and spiders. Bowie is a member of the rock and roll hall of fame and was this close to being cast as Mr. Belvedere.
EPISODES: 3:2
Hervé Villechaize
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Actor, Artist, Lady-pleaser. Hervé has got more balls in his little balls than any man-jack out there. He’ll just as soon butterfly-knife you in the belly as uncork a Bolinger ’75 with his tiny Belgian tongue. Are you a leggy starlet with a sense of adventure? Good, you can hang with Hervé. Are you a tall leading man with bottomless charisma? Go fuck yourself on a rickshaw, Hervé don’t like you. Come with ‘Good Hervé’ and ‘Bad Hervé’ through a series of on-set interviews and discotheque quickies.
EPISODES: 2:16
The Thorn Christian Fellowship
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Sir Dame Andrew Lloyd Webber
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is arguably the most successful composer of our time. He is best known for stage and film adaptations of his musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, and The Phantom of the Opera. He sometimes gets in on in a Rum Tum Tugger costume.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17 / 3:7
Smithsonian Audio Tours
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not take an educational guided-tour through the hallowed halls of America’s greatest cultural institution? Experience the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain, the picturesque reflections of Ansel Adams, and the plaintive mating whispers of Danielle Steel.
The annals of the Smithsonian run deep and run wide. This continuing series of audio tours will guide visitors through a variety of rarely seen archives and exhibits. Visitors will leave educated, informed, and confused. You’ll come back time and time again for the Smithsonian Audio Tours celebrated exhibits on history, pop culture, and other American bullshit.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17 / 3:2 / 3:4
Sir Ian McKellen
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Sir Ian McKellen is a national English treasure. He is an award winning actor and thespian. Also, he really gets into bathing people.
EPISODES: 2:6
Principal Hoyt Runyun
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Van Buren Middle School Principal Hoyt Runyun will give your child the best education, or your money back.*
*Facts subject to not be facts.
Vyvyan Pageturner
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Vyvyan Pageturner is a celebrated storyteller, anecdotalist and bon vivant. He ‘vyvydly’ imparts his adventurous tales to children all around the world while his man, Cyril, turns the page. Vyvyan Pageturner is a registered sex offender.
EPISODES: 1:11
Mutt Taylor Jr.
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mutt Taylor Jr. is a carbon copy version of his father. The only difference between the two is 21 years and 21 months. Also, Mutt Sr. likes the chocolate love.
EPISODES: 1:10
Allard H. Mundy Jr.
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Allard H. Mundy Jr. has been preaching the living word as far back as words were “flying from my mouth hole.” His popular syndicated radio sermon, Mundy on Sunday has garnered national acclaim and has been endorsed by Bibleman’s own Willie Ames. Mundy is proud to call the Glory Whole Ministries his home in the name of our Lord Emmanuel H. Christ. Praise be.
EPISODES: 1:1 / 1:2 / 1:3 / 1:4 / 1:5 / 1:6 / 1:7 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:17 / 2:9
Merlin Escondante Daniels
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Merlin Escondante Daniels was born to parents of no particular importance. He was ignored most of his life until he discovered how to gain the attention he needed by drinking too much and acting like an asshole. Daniels is divorced and like all extremists, has gone from radical party animal, to radical Christian. His young son thinks his father’s a failure.
EPISODES: 1:1 / 1:2 / 1:3 / 1:4 / 1:5 / 1:6 / 1:7 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:17 / 2:9
Mutt Taylor
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mutt Taylor is a multi-platinum, multi-talented recording artist from Waycross, GA. His ground breaking debut album, Guilty Wind, has inspired more of today’s country performers than any other artist. In the capable company of Waylon Jennings, Shunt McGuppin, Merle Haggard and Charlie Pride, Mutt Taylor has blazed the outlaw country trail like a firebrand journeyman. His hit, Leavin’ On A Dare, remained on the country charts for an unprecedented 7,010 weeks. He has also been seen on the hit CBS action drama, Brawler P.I., and recorded the hit theme song for the smash television show, Buckle Up! Mutt Taylor is married to his wife of 4 months, Lanelle, and calls the road his only home. He has 18 children.
EPISODES: 1:1 / 1:4 / 1:9 / 1:10 / 1:16 / 1:17