The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association is an international media conglomerate designed to promote, peruse, and provoke the films of today. This assemblage of correspondents use their dubious credentials to ask Hollywood’s biggest stars about their most recent projects as well as their latest poon-tanging partners. Many of them have been trained at the prestigious Dicks Out University! These films aren’t going to promote themselves you worthless bumps!
EPISODES: 3:11
Don Dimello
With past collaborators John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte and Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Don Dimello’s theatrical extravaganzas have delighted audiences of all ages, but mostly Greek, raincoated men on dialysis. Dimello is best known for his edgy reinterpretations of classic theatrical works and for adding scantily clad women to plays that may or may not need them. Past productions include Three Sisters (In Bathing Suits and Later Nothing At All), All My Sons (And The Women They’re Poon-tanging), The Importance of Peeing, Earnest, Noises (and Clothing) Off, A Midsummer Night’s Dream About Two Girls Slathered in Chocolate Sauce Going at Each Other, and The Pajama Game. Last spring (break), Mr. Dimello launched his controversial adaptation of Sam Shepard’s True West starring John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte; which is apparently still running at some god-foresaken, ragged-edge-of-nowhere, hole in the ground. He is currently engaged in developing a neo-sci-fi musical, post-apocalyptic, cyber-bullshit production of Hey, Really Giger! with Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger.
Sam Elliott
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The gravelly baritone of cowboy-poet Sam Elliott could assuage the last nickel from a Cincinnati skin-flint. Elliott is the most sought after voice over artist in the western world. His warm, rough delivery of the written word could sell water to a well, sand to a beach, and stars to a clear midsummer’s night. But c’mon, let’s get serious here. A beach doesn’t have a wallet. It’s a beach. Use your doggone brain for more than thirty seconds and get your head in the game, Templeton. For Custer’s sake, you’re better than this. Now let’s all go rope something.
Eddy Buggy
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: In his seventh year at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts, Eddy Buggy is slowly cracking the hard-boiled egg of acting. A method actor to the bitter end, Buggy has been known to delve into characters so deeply, that when he finally emerges, he is dead. His commitment to the craft has led to an odd series of interviews as characters acting as characters. He is currently doing Sky Masterson doing Willy Loman doing Caliban. You’ve got to see this shit.
EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 2
Linda Staven
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Ms. Linda Staven has been teaching 5th grade English since 8:30 AM this morning.
EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 1
Lee Bell
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Seasonal Santa Claus and jumpsuit wearer, Lee Bell is fond of planning for his future. he plans for his future sometimes 3-5 times a day.
EPISODES: 2:9
Wells Of America Bank
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6 / Supershort 10
The Daily Grind Songwriter’s Circle
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Daily Grind Songwriter’s Circle is a once-monthly, open-mic where singer-songwriters can just get together, and really feel the collabrotive vibe of folksy bullshit.
EPISODES: 1:6
The NPR News Staff
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The NPR news staff delivers the news in only the most austere and honorable fashion. Webmaster, Superego website, Long Beach.
Bodhi And Dharma
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bodhi & Dharma of The Bhodi Dharma Wellness Institute help listeners to find their inner-peace, consciousness and wallets.
EPISODES: 1:14
Lars Cliegg
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lars Cliegg is a warehouse supervisor for the world’s second largest manufacturer of cabinet hinges. He loves getting his freak on with his ‘generous’ wife Beverly. ‘Generous’.
EPISODES: 1:10 / 1:17 / 2:4 / 2:15