DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Boothroyd's House of Rare Antiquities, Brian Bradley, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Ryan Smith | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: See jet-ski adventure! Killer whale acrobatics! And over three hours of pre-show entertainment(?)!
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Chris Tallman, Jeff Crocker, Jesse Thorn, Jordan Morris, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Thorn Christian Fellowship, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Through the latter half of the 20th century the NASA Mission Control Specialists have perfected the art of talking to each other over cheap headsets.
EPISODES: 2:15 / 2:17
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Paranoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, NASA Mission Control | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: It’s the 71st annual Remington Folk Festival and the 1st annual Electronics Expo! There will be hog’s blood.
EPISODES: 2:15
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The Remington County Folk Festival and Electronics Expo | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, So You Wanna Go To Space? | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not stop off at Platinum Jimmy’s just around the corner from The Smithsonian and pick up their guided audio tour? Why not also put some Maroon Five on your iPod and listen to that? You’ll get as much out of it.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Roy Cabras is a certified licensed men’s trust circle facilitator. There are no anger issues he hasn’t seen before, pussy.
EPISODES: 2:13 / 2:17
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: campfire with roy cabras, drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Old Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Bruce "The Throat" Hume, Ed "The Inflection" Olivas, Jeremy Carter, Kit 'The Lullaby' Le Fevre, Klaus 'The Lullaby' Hergesheimer, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Xiong 'The Diphthong' Wong | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry can reserve, purchase, and gently name a cloud for you in less than 3 weeks. Supplies are limited; act now.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Rodney Morelli's International Cloud Registry | 2 Comments »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Lancaster Ink in either Lancaster, CA or Lancaster PA is the featured tattoo parlor in its own reality series. This show is hard core and I’m serious about that.
EPISODES: 2:8
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Lancaster Ink, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Textbook Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The New English Word of The Day Audio Calendar is sesquipedalian, erudite and poopy.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies, Textbook Personality Disorder | Tags: Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The New English Dictionary | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Aries, Capricorn, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Starcharters, Taurus, The Zodiac Killer, Vagina, Virgo | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Hashimoto Wellness Labs, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Exorbitant Cancellation Fees, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, MadTV, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Navajo Indians, Ryan Smith, Wells of America | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Janice Caaf has been working as an unemployed worker for going on 13 years. She lives at home with her dead-to-her husband. Stop by anytime.
EPISODES: 2:5 / 2:7 / 2:9 / 2:10
Aug 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Schizotypal Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Diet Sprite, Janice Caaf, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, Pussy Books | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Yorba Linda Demon Moon Ouija Board Club has been contacting the dead of Orange County for 1 weeks.
EPISODES: 2:4
Jul 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Schizotypal Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Josh Flaum, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Ouija Board, Paranormal Activity, The Yorba Linda Demon Moon Ouija Board Club | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Professional wrestlers Champ ‘The Champ’ Hartland and Mark ‘The Meatman’ Walker are America’s favorite tag team duo.*
EPISODES: 2:3 / 2:10 / 2:16
*America, West Virginia.
Jun 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Champ 'The Champ' Hartland, Derek Mears, Hart+Sole, Mark 'The Meatman' Walker, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Wrestling | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Douchebag Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Mandiego zookeepers have been cultivating the awareness of the animal kingdom for a collective 2 years.
EPISODES: 2:2
May 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Douchebag Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Lauren Pritchard, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Pandas, The Mandiego Zookeepers | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bath towels AND kitchen Towels! That’s the Ron Burman Promise.
EPISODES: 2:2 / 2:8 / 2:10 / 2:14 / 2:17
May 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Bath Towels, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Kitchen Towels, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, Ron Burman, Towels | Leave A Comment »
