DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Boothroyd’s House of Rare Antiquities prides itself on providing the finest objet d’art, collectibles, and bullshit tchotchkes.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Boothroyd's House of Rare Antiquities, Brian Bradley, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Ryan Smith | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: See jet-ski adventure! Killer whale acrobatics! And over three hours of pre-show entertainment(?)!
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Chris Tallman, Jeff Crocker, Jesse Thorn, Jordan Morris, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.
EPISODES: 2:16
Jul 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Thorn Christian Fellowship, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Through the latter half of the 20th century the NASA Mission Control Specialists have perfected the art of talking to each other over cheap headsets.
EPISODES: 2:15 / 2:17
Jun 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Paranoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, NASA Mission Control | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: So You Wanna Go To Space? is The Network Channel’s flagship science program, brought to you by those dicks over at the CSULB physics department. These guys are the real deal. Where deal=dicks.
EPISODES: 2:14
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, So You Wanna Go To Space? | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Why not stop off at Platinum Jimmy’s just around the corner from The Smithsonian and pick up their guided audio tour? Why not also put some Maroon Five on your iPod and listen to that? You’ll get as much out of it.
EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17
May 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Tom Scharpling | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: As the world’s oldest living Civil War veteran, Beauregard Dufresne would like you to know he’s banged a lot of high class, antebellum trim.
EPISODES: 2:13
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: beauregard dufresne, Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Roy Cabras is a certified licensed men’s trust circle facilitator. There are no anger issues he hasn’t seen before, pussy.
EPISODES: 2:13 / 2:17
Apr 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: campfire with roy cabras, drew carey, Jeff Crocker, Jeff Davis, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Old Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: This is the big time. For old time.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Old Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards is a not-for-profit, profit division of the Hollywood Golden Guild Awards.
EPISODES: 2:12
Mar 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock, The Hollywood Golden Guild Awards | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Poetic Genius Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Carl Sagan is the smartest, most awesome human ever to be made of star stuff.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Poetic Genius Personality Disorder | Tags: Carl Sagan, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Bruce ‘The Throat’ Hume and Ed ‘The Inflection’ Olivas are proud to be joined by Kit ‘The Lullaby’ Le Fevre, Klause ‘The Glottis’ Hergesheimer, and Xiong ‘The Diphthong’ Wong for this very special endtimes commercial.
EPISODES: 2:11
Feb 01, 2010 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Bruce "The Throat" Hume, Ed "The Inflection" Olivas, Jeremy Carter, Kit 'The Lullaby' Le Fevre, Klaus 'The Lullaby' Hergesheimer, Mark Gagliardi, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Paul F. Tompkins, Xiong 'The Diphthong' Wong | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Audio Book Classics have adorned the shelves of all of American Somoa for nearly months.
EPISODES: 2:9
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Pete Balch established the Let’s Call It A Draw Trophy Shoppe in 1949. He is 31 years old. His wife just recently died and also his wife died recently.
EPISODES: 2:9 / 2:12 / 2:15 / 2:17
Dec 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dependent Personality Disorder, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Jeremy Carter, Matt Gourley, Pete Balch | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Mark Ripalapedes helps the lovelorn of Los Angeles whisper sweet nothings across the airwaves of The Shore 104.1. (Where lovelorn = dipshits.)
EPISODES: 2:8 / 2:11 / 2:13
Nov 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Dan Fogleberg, Heartlines, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Mark Ripalapedes, Matt Gourley, Stephen Bishop | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Katherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues church is a respected man of the cloth. This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Father Aldini, Matt Gourley, Mike Rock | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Textbook Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The New English Word of The Day Audio Calendar is sesquipedalian, erudite and poopy.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies, Textbook Personality Disorder | Tags: Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, The New English Dictionary | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Starcharters Zoroastrian Zodiac society will tell you your fortune and then tell you the price.
EPISODES: 2:7
Oct 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Aries, Capricorn, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Starcharters, Taurus, The Zodiac Killer, Vagina, Virgo | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kenny Gottlieb hasn’t got much time for you and will most likely dismiss your concerns, but he’ll sound friendly doing it.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Adam Fisher, Case Study, Customer Service, Danny Ricker, Exorbitant Cancellation Fees, Jeremy Carter, Kenny Gottlieb, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Hashimoto Wellness Labs is helping the youth of America to see better, hear better, cry better.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Borderline Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Hashimoto Wellness Labs, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: CASE HISTORY: Wells of America was founded in 1912 by a real dick. Since it’s first transaction, the institution has been screwing over honest folk regularly.
EPISODES: 2:6
Sep 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Carter's Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Schizoid Personality Disorder, Specialist Crocker's Case Studies, Specialist McConville's Case Studies | Tags: Exorbitant Cancellation Fees, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, MadTV, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Navajo Indians, Ryan Smith, Wells of America | Leave A Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Kendra Kibbee leads the evening Razzamasize classes at the Billings Montana 24 Hour Fitness. She has some problems getting dates.
EPISODES: 2:5
Aug 01, 2009 | Categories: Antisocial Personality Disorder, Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies | Tags: Fitness, Jeff Crocker, Jeremy Carter, Kendra Kibbee, Mark McConville, Matt Gourley, Passive Aggressive, Profiles in Self-obsession, Razzamasize | 1 Comment »
DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Van Buren Middle School Principal Hoyt Runyun will give your child the best education, or your money back.*
EPISODES: 2:5
*Facts subject to not be facts.
Aug 01, 2009 | Categories: Case Studies, Dr. Gourley's Case Studies, Histrionic Personality Disorder | Tags: Matt Gourley, Principal Hoyt Runyun, Van Buren | Leave A Comment »
