Improvised & Analyzed

Histrionic Personality Disorder

Celebrities At Their Ugliest Behavior

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Listen to tampa Bay’s ONLY pass-around cassette tape radio. If you even can, you unpopular rum-suckler.

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 2



The Kona Korner Birds Of A Feather Musical Extravaganza

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Listen to the feathered friends of Kona Korner as they take a whimsical flight through friendship. These animatronic avian amigos will charm you with their melodic and mildly racist songs and stories. Brought to you by Mencia’s!

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1



Lily Globerman

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Lily Globerman is a lust-driven blackjack fiend and a Taurus.

SUPEREGO: BEHIND THE BONUS: SEASON 4: PART 1



The Swampbucklers Stunt Spectacular

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Based loosely on the Broadway theatre flop of the same title, The Swampbucklers Stunt Spectacular is the gold standard of theme park stunt entertainment. Now in its 34th fun-filled season, this 8 minute show packs punches, thrills, spills, pyrotechnics and all the reclaimed non-potable water you can catch in your overpriced poncho, into one action-packed fuckfest. 21 Days without an accident!

EPISODES: 4:3



Cardinal Volpe’s Audio Mass

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Too busy to atone for your sins? No problem! With the convenience of Cardinal Volpe’s Audio Mass, you can give glory to God on the go. Praise his holy name while driving, while working out at the gym, or while sinning. Now available for Zune!

EPISODES: 4:2



Don Pardo


DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: A stalwart of voiceover, announcements, and liquid U’s, Don Pardo has been borderline shouting the names of funny people for 412 years.

EPISODES: 3:14



The Family Feud


DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Premiering in 1976, The Family Feud remains America’s fourth favorite game show! For decades, the Feud has surveyed 100 people, put the top answers on the board, and let family members who can’t stand to look at each other pool their collective knowledge and instinct to win some really semi-fabulous prizes. Catch the Family Feud Fever! (Currently, there is no cure for Family Feud Fever.)

EPISODES: 3:10 / 3:12 / 3:17

EPISODES: The Family Feud



David Bowie

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: David Bowie is a starman, glam-king, and Grammy award winning artist. His career has explored space, time, love, war, and spiders. Bowie is a member of the rock and roll hall of fame and was this close to being cast as Mr. Belvedere.

EPISODES: 3:2

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Hervé Villechaize


DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

Actor, Artist, Lady-pleaser. Hervé has got more balls in his little balls than any man-jack out there. He’ll just as soon butterfly knife you in the belly as uncork a Bolinger ’75 with his tiny Belgian tongue. Are you a leggy starlet with a sense of adventure? Good, you can hang with Hervé. Are you a tall leading man with bottomless charisma? Go fuck yourself on a rickshaw, Hervé don’t like you.

EPISODES: 2:16 / 3:12 / 3:13 / 3:15 / 3:17 / 4:4



The Thorn Christian Fellowship


DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Get salvation. Get saved. Get stuffed.

EPISODES:
2:16



Sir Dame Andrew Lloyd Webber


DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber is arguably the most successful composer of our time. He is best known for stage and film adaptations of his musicals Jesus Christ Superstar, Cats, Evita, and The Phantom of the Opera. He sometimes gets in on in a Rum Tum Tugger costume.

EPISODES:
2:14 / 2:17 / 3:7



Smithsonian Audio Tours

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Why not take an educational guided-tour through the hallowed halls of America’s greatest cultural institution? Experience the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain, the picturesque reflections of Ansel Adams, and the plaintive mating whispers of Danielle Steel.

The annals of the Smithsonian run deep and run wide. This continuing series of audio tours will guide visitors through a variety of rarely seen archives and exhibits. Visitors will leave educated, informed, and confused. You’ll come back time and time again for the Smithsonian Audio Tours celebrated exhibits on history, pop culture, and other American bullshit.

EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17 / 3:2 / 3:4 / 4:6



Sir Ian McKellen

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Sir Ian McKellen is a national English treasure. He is an award winning actor and thespian. Also, he really gets into bathing people.

EPISODES:
2:6



Principal Hoyt Runyun

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Van Buren Middle School Principal Hoyt Runyun will give your child the best education, or your money back.*

EPISODES: 2:5 / 3:5


*Facts subject to not be facts.



Vyvyan Pageturner

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Vyvyan Pageturner is a celebrated storyteller, anecdotalist and bon vivant. He ‘vyvydly’ imparts his adventurous tales to children all around the world while his man, Cyril, turns the page. Vyvyan Pageturner is a registered sex offender.

EPISODES:
1:11



Mutt Taylor Jr.

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Mutt Taylor Jr. is a carbon copy version of his father. The only difference between the two is 21 years and 21 months. Also, Mutt Sr. likes the chocolate love.

EPISODES: 1:10



Allard H. Mundy Jr.

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Allard H. Mundy Jr. has been preaching the living word as far back as words were “flying from my mouth hole.” His popular syndicated radio sermon, Mundy on Sunday has garnered national acclaim and has been endorsed by Bibleman’s own Willie Ames. Mundy is proud to call the Glory Whole Ministries his home in the name of our Lord Emmanuel H. Christ. Praise be.

EPISODES:
1:1 / 1:2 / 1:3 / 1:4 / 1:5 / 1:6 / 1:7 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:17 / 2:9



Merlin Escondante Daniels

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Merlin Escondante Daniels was born to parents of no particular importance. He was ignored most of his life until he discovered how to gain the attention he needed by drinking too much and acting like an asshole. Daniels is divorced and like all extremists, has gone from radical party animal, to radical Christian. His young son thinks his father’s a failure.

EPISODES:
1:1 / 1:2 / 1:3 / 1:4 / 1:5 / 1:6 / 1:7 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:17 / 2:9



Mutt Taylor

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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY:
Mutt Taylor is a multi-platinum, multi-talented recording artist from Waycross, GA. His ground breaking debut album, Guilty Wind, has inspired more of today’s country performers than any other artist. In the capable company of Waylon Jennings, Shunt McGuppin, Merle Haggard and Charlie Pride, Mutt Taylor has blazed the outlaw country trail like a firebrand journeyman. His hit, Leavin’ On A Dare, remained on the country charts for an unprecedented 7,010 weeks. He has also been seen on the hit CBS action drama, Brawler P.I., and recorded the hit theme song for the smash television show, Buckle Up! Mutt Taylor is married to his wife of 4 months, Lanelle, and calls the road his only home. He has 18 children.

EPISODES:
1:1 / 1:4 / 1:9 / 1:10 / 1:16 / 1:17