DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Ms. Belger enjoys a leisurely lifestyle in the west room of a beautiful Victorian townhouse in San Francisco, California. Other than that, she is a Russian double-agent, and a promiscuous lover. She is constantly exasperated by the incessant grumblings of her boyfriend, Max. She also used to have a kitten. She loves kittens. She really loves kittens.