DIAGNOSIS: Matriarchal Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Grandma Jonesy hails from Texas and was a major partner in her grandson Matthew’s extended stays home from school. Working together, they often parlayed a one-day cold into a week-long bout of walking pneumonia. During these times, Matthew would build a Lego roller coaster and she would lovingly prepare a vast array of delicious tuna-fished sandwiches. Grandma Jonesy currently resides in Palm Springs, CA.