DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
Actor, Artist, Lady-pleaser. Hervé has got more balls in his little balls than any man-jack out there. He’ll just as soon butterfly knife you in the belly as uncork a Bolinger ’75 with his tiny Belgian tongue. Are you a leggy starlet with a sense of adventure? Good, you can hang with Hervé. Are you a tall leading man with bottomless charisma? Go fuck yourself on a rickshaw, Hervé don’t like you.