Improvised & Analyzed

Imogene Kanouse

Imogene Kanouse

DIAGNOSIS: Delusional Personality Disorder

Imogene Kanouse is a can-do, can-of-whoop-ass. As title-holder to both the 2004 Ms. Wheel-Chopper Contest and the 1986 Virginia Slim Smoke-Off, Imogene is the embodiment of the American Spirit. She maintains an active social life and enjoys dining out with men named anyone. Ms. Kanouse teaches a popular ‘Wheelercize’ class at the Canoga Park YWCA and loves to play strip chess. Her physical limitations may be considerable, but her drive is unstoppable. Calling her a flirt is an insult to flirts everywhere. In her very own words, ‘forward facing eyes are for predators,’ and Imogene’s eyes are forever facing forward, tunneled in their vision, like a lioness stalking her unwitting prey. She is the merry huntress.

EPISODES: 1:2 / 1:3 / 1:5 / 1:8 / 1:9 / 1:13 / 1:17 / 2:1 / 2:12 / 3:1

3 Responses to “Imogene Kanouse”

  1. […] by tar-balled Internets.  Go ahead and laugh, but in the words of my favorite Superego character, Imogene Kanouse:  “This is going to […]

  2. Papa Sy says:

    Definitely waiting for her glorious diminutively sexual return

  3. Hyde_me says:

    She has the beauty to keep me interested and the batteries to go ALL NIGHT!

    Cause this is gonna happen….

Leave a Reply