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Kris Kristofferson Does It With Someone That Looks Like Ali MacGraw


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Kris Kristofferson Ali MacGraw Fucking Styrofoam Lady Nostril Munich

Kris Kristofferson Ali MacGraw Fucking Styrofoam Lady Nostril Munich


46 Responses to “Kris Kristofferson Does It With Someone That Looks Like Ali MacGraw”

  1. sfrances says:

    I really can’t be the only person who’s done this can I?

    Cloooooooouds.

  2. Tootlyboots says:

    *unproud*

  3. Christmas card season cannot come fast enough!

  4. Logan says:

    You can tell there’s a real love between them.

    Thank you for the sex treasures.

  5. Emily Timmons says:

    Well, I’ll be damned.

  6. bdbd says:

    Oh, Superego. When will you become a religion? I want to get in on the ground floor of that.

  7. Steve W says:

    Oh Lord, I thought those pictures were a joke. I really didn’t want to see Kris Kristofferson’s “O” face. Ewwwww.

  8. Isaac says:

    I found a note I wrote to myself “styrofoam lady nostril the movie munich”. I entered it in google and this is what I found.

  9. Chris Woods says:

    So THAT’S why ‘A Star Was Born…’ !

    I’m glad you guys didn’t post a screen-grab of Ernest Borgnine’s shower-scene from ‘Convoy’.

    You’ll find it on Criterion’s ‘Muskrat Love’ Collection.

  10. Dagny says:

    Exactly what kind of idiot takes bait like this while at work? Exactly this kind of idiot!

  11. Elson says:

    I googled it just right.

  12. Logan says:

    Pride isn’t the right word. I’m more of a shame person.

  13. Johnny Cash says:

    That’s the same face I would see him make every night singing the high notes on stage! Kris loved to get more than a little stink on his hang down, if you know what I mean. When we toured, Kris would take local women back to the hotel and practice singing late into the night. People would complain…

  14. Senator Deathwish says:

    I find it difficult to see young Kris’ legs in the first shot, so, for the sake of my sanity, I prefer to believe that Ali is giving birth to him. Who knows why I find this less emotionally harmful. Don’t judge me. Don’t be puttin’ my cheese out in the wind.

  15. Jonascuomo says:

    Success! My question is: why does he look so angry?

  16. Banjo Lawson says:

    Your Australian characters are guilty of slurring with a Kiwi timbre.

    I am mortally offended.

    Banjo Llawson,

    Orstraalya

  17. Tokyodrifter says:

    Late to the party, cause I wrote this one down then forgot about it. Well, anyway, how British am I?

  18. Raaaaaaaw says:

    Thanks for leaving all your dead soldiers around like so many drunken tattoos on my body.

  19. Why is he hurting that lady?

  20. A Forward Thinker I Guess says:

    You have inceptioned my heart into my mind through my tope crang.

  21. In England we spell that BI.

  22. scrimshawcrooch says:

    I am a little late on this one but go fuck a goddamn i found it. i like swearing.

  23. As a German Mennonite, I find this truly arousing. Thank you, Superego.

  24. Jim C. says:

    We’re gonna drive all night…

  25. Rachel What says:

    No instagram filter can ever capture this kind of vintage.

  26. Sean Witzke says:

    Rad.

  27. Tits up, America.

  28. Little Dick Whitman says:

    I’ve been staring at these pictures for so long, I forgot where I found this Easter Egg.

  29. I’ll be damned.

    They’re enjoying themselves.

    I think.

    I hope.

    Who am I kidding, no I don’t.

  30. Doctor Why says:

    Um, it’s Sara Miles in The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea, 1976. I’m showing my age I think.

  31. Kris K. ain’t half the man Shunt McGuppin is.

  32. Mikeythaniel McGillicuddy says:

    I’m old Hard-nosed Johnson out of Portugal County. Just enjoying some radish chips and playing a little Shemandefar.

  33. Cory says:

    Your alabaster sweat…!!!

  34. Ceejay says:

    I’m fat lung Willie,climbin from the top step stepping on the climb

  35. Conner says:

    I get here by trying to search Kotch Chico DeMayo

  36. Spoofbyrd says:

    The movie wasn’t as spicy . I remember those Playboy picks and I think there is one of him doing her in the Poot Shoot. Sarah Miles was CounterCulture hot who did not tart up . Funny how two years pror Kris wrote a Christian song but hey hey the Devil is not in the Details but in the Dicl and Tail !

  37. Bob G. says:

    So happy this search led me here. Love you guys.

  38. Jeremy Yuill says:

    Well that was a pleasant surprise! Go superego!

  39. Angelina says:

    Well. This has been an evening well spent.

    I am going to have to take a raincheck on #7, though. I’ll be back.

  40. Kenn Snipes says:

    This makes me so happy.

  41. Dave Clark says:

    MOON-THOUGHTS!… MOOOOONNN-thoughts! I have the clear eyes of a sailor.

  42. Patrick Zartman says:

    Here I am, only five years late.

  43. Jake VanSickle says:

    Remember The Noid…
    Avoid The Noid!

  44. Jake VanSickle says:

    Do you want to, like old school, like chloroform? Or you want me to just put a fake cast on my arm and hit her on the head?

  45. Kevin says:

    My googlefu is strong.

  46. Myla says:

    Where’s the rest of them? (photos)

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