DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Nick Nolte is broke. Nick Nolte has hit rock bottom. He once starred in Down And Out In Beverly Hills, now he’s down and out in Beverly Hills. Everyone in Hollywood would love you to believe that celebrities are just regular people. Nick Nolte is (barely) living proof that this isn’t true. His infamous bouts with the bottle have destroyed relationships and made headlines. Unfazed, Saint Nick presses on, ‘one day at a time,’ or whatever shit they were trying to tell him in rehab.