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Non-Flammable Tingle Jelly

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EASTER EGG #15 • Collect them all!

The Season 4 easter egg hunt is here just in time for Christmas!

What are you doing in my room, perv? I’m slathered up in non-flammable tingle jelly, just waiting for a slip around with my government-assigned love kit.

Well, since you’re in here, could you check me for chaunch abrasions and listen to this little gem we unearthed? I have to go jump off the high dive into a mud swamp on fire.

Jeremy envisioned a strange James Bond musical interlude for a fictional film set in Asia, sang it into his phone, and Jimmy Blades slapped some musical lacquer on to this slightly racist tune, set in 007’s Hong Kong or some such shit. You know what, let’s not analyze it too much. Just sign your name in the comments section and enjoy.

Click where a play button should be to the left of the 00:00 in the black bar below. Just click. You’ll be fine.


20 Responses to “Non-Flammable Tingle Jelly”

  1. El Acordeonachi says:

    This is my comment.

  2. El Acordeonachi says:

    Huh, okay, is there supposed to be an audio file here to listen to? I thought maybe I had to submit a comment in order for the audio file to be playable, but I guess I’m wrong.

  3. El Acordeonachi says:

    Never mind, for some reason the play button isn’t showing up. I found it! Sillyheads.

  4. snick says:

    (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  5. Ali says:

    Your name

  6. Buck Futterman says:

    Hooray, I’ve finally found it! Now Easter can finally be over!

  7. Scurch Trumdeez says:

    Please. Don’t ever stop making these. Please.

    Yours,
    Scurch

  8. Tokyo Drifter says:

    I’m ready for my mucus rub!

  9. tada, forever says:

    aw, i’m late to the infinite listen time.

  10. DJ Clem says:

    I’m gettin’ on top down under this Easter Egg!

  11. Michael says:

    Just cracked open a 40 of Squid Squirt, time to sit back and listen.

  12. Margaret says:

    Robert Davi sent me.

  13. Herbie J. Hancock says:

    I’m bottomless, and always will be. No chocolate-shoe-buying-people up there for me.

  14. Where do I put my sigmature?
    Do I sigm here?
    Oh well.

  15. Derek Martz says:

    Gorgeous. My face is covered in salty tears.

  16. Bonjour Bourbon! says:

    Merry Christmas!

    Eat a dick…. slathered in love juice.

    Sigmed – drunk.

  17. Bon says:

    Bonnie J Butler, Las Vegas, Nevada

  18. Angelina says:

    Oh dear.

  19. Little Dick Whitman says:

    Caaarjonch.

  20. alex dale says:

    I’m chasin’ down these easter eggs like a lip locked promise eater who never did cos he couldn’t put it away in time

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