Improvised & Analyzed

Reverend Leroy Jenkins


DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The venerable Reverend Leroy Jenkins is a salt-of-the-Earth faith healer, pillar of the community, and convicted arsonist. Whether you attend one of his 1/3 capacity tent-revivals or watch his channel 1,439 televangelism program, you will receive copious blessings and a vial of his own personal ‘Miracle Water.’ But as crafty as he may think he is, Reverend Jenkins is almost immediately in over his head in nearly every situation.

Every Sunday Reverend Jenkins’s revivals reveal a new breed of sucker, from the marginally functional, to the drooling idiot; some so mind-numbingly dense, that their lack of logic somehow outwits even the master huckster himself. Meet Mercy Talmachoff, the she-woman with an iron cervix; Keebler Youngblood, the deaf, dumb, and blind kid with a heart of coal; and Connie, the bifurcated tongued zealot dressed only in an XXL Tasmanian Devil T-shirt.

EPISODES: 2:3 / 2:5 / 2:10 / 3:7 / 3:14 / 3:17

7 Responses to “Reverend Leroy Jenkins”

  1. Born Again says:

    It sure seems like Leroy feeds off uneducated,poor,and vulnerable people.He is as real as the hair on his head!!!

  2. Pens says:

    You left out the part about him running into the room ruining his team’s plan and getting them all killed

  3. Emanuel says:

    Well, he will pay for his actions someday. Nobody escapes it.

  4. Dan H says:

    Mickey Rourke looks TERRIBLE in that photo…

  5. Devotee says:

    You shouldn’t talk about someone you don’t know. He will tell you what for.. He is the only preacher worth seeingbin this day and age. He can tell you things only you and God could know. Test him and you will beg for forgiveness.

  6. Devotee says:

    Whoever is in charge of this website is in serious trouble for there viewpoints. Thou shalt not lie on a prophet of the Lord

  7. Senor Stomp says:

    Devotee is really Leroy.

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