Improvised & Analyzed

God’s Crazy Monsters!


DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Ain’t creation fun? At God’s Crazy Monsters museum and fuckin’ fun park you’ll learn why carbon dating is for sin-people and dinosaurs are assholes! Ride the water slide with Jesus, take a complimentary Capri-Sun communion, and hunt your very own baby triceratops! God’s Crazy Monsters!*

*Located inside the Sunoco.

EPISODES: 3:16 / 3:17


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