DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Try to keep up, Dantari-toucher. After a few decades, The Empire rebranded, called themselves The First Order, decided to put their previous Death Stars under a magnifying glass, and now they have a planet that shoots light or some shit. Because everyone deserves a fresh coat of paint, The Rebellion is now The Resistance and they’re not going to put up with this, which is irrelevant, because the Brown Resistance Squadron is about as useful as a Hutt in a Dagobah pole vaulting contest.
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RELEASE DATE: March 1, 2016
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EPISODES: 1:11 / The Alchemist • 1:12 / The Alchemist • 2:16 / Hervé Villechaize the Mayor of The Sea Town Splashaholic Spectacular • 3:3 / General Zod and Heartlines Caller Manny Baumgartner • 3:4 / The Treasure Island Preschool Parent’s Association Members Ruprecht Van Teet and Hunter Gaydad • 3:8 / General Zod • 3:9 / Leffingwell Grocer Chaparral Gantry • 3:10 / Family Feud Contestants Bruce MacPhearson and Astrid Slingerland and Furniture Dick’s endorser Santa H. Claus • 3:11 / The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association Reporters Klaus Muhler and Jennifer Miller and Hashimoto Wellness Labs Technician John Kibbs • 3:12 / Family Feud Contestant Fear Weaver and Fantasy Island Star Hervé Villechaize • 3:13 / Shunt McGuppin Companion Hervé Villechaize • 3:14 / G.I. Joe Soldier Pot Roast • 3:15 / Brown B-Wing Squadron pilot, The Elephant Man, and Hervé Villechaize • 3:16 / Bishop Aaron Phillips Shemnon Father-of-the-Bride Cab Canders • 3:17 / Family Feud Contestant Fear Weaver and Fantasy Island Star Hervé Villechaize and G.I. Joe Soldier Pot Roast • 4:4 / The Legion Of Doom Leader Lex Luthor and Fantasy Island Star Hervé Villechaize • 4:5 / The Legion Of Doom Leader Lex Luthor and Hollywood Golden Guild Awards Winners Sasquatch, Alistaire Tamblin, and Lambrin Maldau • 4:6 / The Doom Room Proprietor Cadge Logan, Victim Angelo Dante, and Rhymenchaun Number 1, Brown Resistance Squadron members Brown 6 or 9, Porkins Jr., Lobsterman, Porkins III, and Porkins IV • 5:2 / The Legion Of Doom Leader Lex Luthor and Listening to Looks at Books panelist Cookie Maldonado • 5:4 Furniture Dick’s patron Heath Grissom