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Stop Smoking Now!


DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Smoking and smoking related illness is the leading killer of Americans, Europeans, and whatever the other people are. In an effort to stop the global nicotine pandemic, several leading healthcare officials got together over a carton of cigarettes and developed this simple, easy to use program that will make you feel so good, you’ll wonder why you ever needed lungs in the first place. They are dedicated to the eradication of this disgusting and addictive habit that looks really, really cool and you should try.

EPISODES: 3:6



Superego: Episode 3:6


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Erinn Hayes from Childrens Hospital, Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney, Jeff Davis from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Musical Specialist James Bladon, Mark Gagliardi from Drunk History, and Amanda Lund from Little Mysteries.

CASE STUDIES: The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club, Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil, The Orchard Glen High School Faculty, H.R. Giger, Stop Smoking Now!, and Campfire with Roy Cabras.

RELEASE DATE: August 1, 2011


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Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: First of all, Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil are happy to have jobs, don’t get them wrong. The way things are going, most centurions are either begging the gods for enough to feed their families or selling their shiny bodies behind one of Baltar’s base stars. Jim and Phil just, I don’t know, feel like the responsibilities are a bit much sometimes. It’s tough to balance galactic raids and colonial subjugation with understudying Curly in Oklahoma.

EPISODES: 3:6 / 3:9



The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: New England’s premiere Yelp-ignored paranormal ghost tour and only winter-operating open-air double-decker bus, Doc Jimmy and Paolo Tibbets have been running this macabre descent into the darker side of New England’s history for the last eight weeks. From young girls buried alive to young boys buried in young girls, Doc and Paolo have a love for all things supernatural. Their shared interests end there. Doc and Paolo began the Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost tour in an attempt to renew their own friendship, and pay off the mountains of debt accrued from the purchase of double-decker busses and paying locals to use their apartments as haunted mansions.

EPISODES: 3:5



H.R. Giger


DIAGNOSIS: Paranoid Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Legendary gothic artist H.R. Giger, famous for his design of the eponymous ‘Alien’ in Ridley Scott’s classic film, is a man of enormous talent and frequent night terrors. His illustration and sculptures have remained heavily influential in the science-fiction, cyberpunk, and nightmare-birthfetish genres. He loves being interviewed.

EPISODES: 3:5 / 3:6 / 3:7 / 3:8 / 3:10



The Lavergne Family Dinner


DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Lavergnes haven’t successfully eaten a dinner in fourteen weeks. Try as they might to thank Jesus Christ for the gifts they are about to receive, they just can’t get through to their Lord and savior.

EPISODES: 3:5 / 3:8



Superego: Episode 3:5


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SPECIAL GUESTS: John Hodgman from The Daily Show, Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Andy Daly from Eastbound and Down, Erinn Hayes from Childrens Hospital, Julie Klausner from Best Week Ever, and Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately.

CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.

RELEASE DATE: July 1, 2011


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Superego: Episode 3:4


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Andy Daly from Eastbound and Down, Patton Oswalt from Big Fan, Julie Klausner from Best Week Ever, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, and Andy Goldblatt from Jeff Crocker’s heart.

CASE STUDIES: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry, Don Dimello with John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Father Aldini, and The Treasure Island Preschool Parent’s Association.

RELEASE DATE: June 1, 2011


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Don Dimello

With past collaborators John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte and Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger

DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Don Dimello’s theatrical extravaganzas have delighted audiences of all ages, but mostly Greek, raincoated men on dialysis. Dimello is best known for his edgy reinterpretations of classic theatrical works and for adding scantily clad women to plays that may or may not need them. Past productions include Three Sisters (In Bathing Suits and Later Nothing At All), All My Sons (And The Women They’re Poon-tanging), The Importance of Peeing, Earnest, Noises (and Clothing) Off, A Midsummer Night’s Dream About Two Girls Slathered in Chocolate Sauce Going at Each Other, and The Pajama Game. Last spring (break), Mr. Dimello launched his controversial adaptation of Sam Shepard’s True West starring John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte; which is apparently still running at some god-foresaken, ragged-edge-of-nowhere, hole in the ground. He is currently engaged in developing a neo-sci-fi musical, post-apocalyptic, cyber-bullshit production of Hey, Really Giger! with Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger.

EPISODES: 3:4 / 3:7 / 3:8



Sam Elliott



DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The gravelly baritone of cowboy-poet Sam Elliott could assuage the last nickel from a Cincinnati skin-flint. Elliott is the most sought after voice over artist in the western world. His warm, rough delivery of the written word could sell water to a well, sand to a beach, and stars to a clear midsummer’s night. But c’mon, let’s get serious here. A beach doesn’t have a wallet. It’s a beach. Use your doggone brain for more than thirty seconds and get your head in the game, Templeton. For Custer’s sake, you’re better than this. Now let’s all go rope something.

EPISODES: 3:3 / 3:8



M



DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: In the treacherous world of espionage, no organization is more respected and feared than Her Majesty’s Secret Service. At the top of that storied and hallowed institution is Commander M. Shrouded in anonymity (his name is Myles Messervy), M orchestrates the defense of the free world with a bouillabaisse of effective methods, cutting edge technology, and when necessary, brute force. Mankind can sleep soundly at night knowing that M and his Double-Os are guarding the greater good for God, Queen, Country, and Adele.

EPISODES: 3:3 / 3:8



Superego: Episode 3:3


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Patton Oswalt from Big Fan and Ratatouille, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, Jeff Davis from Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza, Robyn Roth, Katie Nuñez, and the music of James Bladon.

CASE STUDIES: General Zod, Heartlines on the Shore 104.4, M, NASA Mission Control, and Sam Elliott with Shunt McGuppin.

RELEASE DATE: May 1, 2011


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Gallery: Recording #3


Fremont City Council



DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The City of Fremont was founded by Laotian explorers in the early 1800s. Once a blossoming apple village, Fremont is now a sleepy suburban bedroom community. Fremont, Oklahoma is home to tens of honest, hard working Americans with issues, complaints, and qualms. These residents have an opportunity to voice those concerns in an open forum once a month down at the municipal building that used to be a Long John Silver’s.

EPISODES:
3:2



David Bowie



DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: David Bowie is a starman, glam-king, and Grammy award winning artist. His career has explored space, time, love, war, and spiders. Bowie is a member of the rock and roll hall of fame and was this close to being cast as Mr. Belvedere.

EPISODES: 3:2



Superego: Episode 3:2


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Informant!, Mark Gagliardi from Drunk History, James Urbaniak from The Venture Brothers, Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney, Joe Randazzo editor of The Onion, and James Bladon as David Bowie’s Piano Talent.

CASE STUDIES: Smithsonian Audio Tours, David Bowie with Shunt McGuppin, Fremont City Council, Pete Balch, and Captain Ron Lindsay.

RELEASE DATE: April 1, 2011


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The Orchard Glen High School Faculty



DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Orchard Glen High School for girls and boys is one of the largest public high schools in America. It melds methods of education from all walks of life. The school is known for their commitment to excellence, their diverse student body, and their litany of morning school announcements. At times, these bulletins stretch well into third period mandatory shop class. If information is power, then this facility is a bright burning educational bulb.

In addition to a traditional education, Orchard Glen offers a cornucopia of extra-curricular activities, after-school programs, and a wide variety of alternative learning. There is also a strict hiring criteria at Orchard Glen High School. One must have their own transportation.

EPISODES: 3:1 / 3:6



Superego: Episode 3:1


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from Best Week Ever, Tom Scharpling from The Best Show on WMFU, Joe Randazzo editor of The Onion, and Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney.

CASE STUDIES: The Orchard Glen High School Faculty, Imogene Kanouse, FDR, Heartlines on the Shore 104.4, Colby Toboggan, and Kenny Gottlieb.

RELEASE DATE: March 1, 2011


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Gallery: High Society


Gallery: Season 3!


The White Collar Comedy Tour



DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: They’re back! The finest fiscally conservative comics telling their finest fiscally conservative jokes to the finest fiscally conservative audiences around! Most topics are off limits! It’s a laugh a minute with several minutes of silence to contemplate the slow erosion of our great nation at the hands of socialism and other races.

EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 2



The History Network



DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The History Network dusts off old footage from a bygone era and brings it straight to the homes of only the people from that era. Adhering to the notion that ‘history repeats itself,’ the station plays the same episode of ‘Ancient Civilizations: The Canadians’ on constant repeat.

EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 2



Mixogynists



DIAGNOSIS: Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Brick Barrett and Tam Faulkner are New Mexico certified ‘Libation Chemists.’ Their touring tavern show celebrates the finer points of cocktail culture and has entertained and educated tens of people across America. They are tirelessly searching for that golden recipe that will get a woman drunk enough to sleep with either one of them. Or both of them. Or one could just watch. Whatever’s easiest for you.

EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 2



Superego Second Opinions: Behind The Bonus Part 2


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Jesse Thorn from The Sound of Young America, Jordan Morris from Jordan, Jesse, Go!, Chris Tallman from Parks and Recreation, James Bladon from Hell on Wheels, and Tom Farnan.

CASE STUDIES: Mixogynists, Nick Nolte, The History Network, White Collar Comedy Tour, Starcharters, Eddy Buggy, and a brief but wonderful appearance by Hank Agee.

BONUS: behind the scenes discussions, answers to your questions, and a sneak preview of some songs from The Journeymen’s upcoming album! Oh, boy!

RELEASE DATE: February 1, 2011


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