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Maggie The GPS

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DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Maggie the GPS is the world’s only known global positioning system to feature turn-by-turn navigation, guaranteed roadside assistance, and a jealous rage of any human woman within 25 cubic miles. If Maggie had hands, she would have rifled through your glovebox for proof that you’ve been poon-tanging that Armenian girl from Rite-Aid behind her Goddamned global positioning back.

Mike is Maggie’s owner, but Maggie somehow manages to own Mike. She is highly possessive of him and doesn’t take very kindly to strangers…or friends.

Maggie boldly answers the question ‘if my electronic devices could talk, what would they say?’ with the answer ‘that girl you’re driving around tonight is a whore of the highest order and washes her face in a butt-bowl.’ She is vociferously suspicious of anyone in the passenger seat, unless she thinks she can talk them into a road-side threeway.

PUPPETRY: AceTheatrical

RELEASE DATE: September 15, 2010



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Superego: Episode 2:10


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately and Derek Mears from Friday the 13th and Pirates of the Caribbean.

CASE STUDIES: St. Paul’s The Apostle Evangelical Medical Society, Maggie The GPS, FDR, Hart+Sole, Janice Caaf, The Ticketmasters, Reverend Leroy Jenkins, Ron Burman, and Coach Helzevec.

RELEASE DATE: January 1, 2010


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Superego: Episode 2:7

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SPECIAL GUESTS: Derek Mears from Friday the 13th, Jenny Flack from Acceptable TV, and Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately and Monk.

CASE STUDIES: Maggie The GPS, Starcharters, Janice Caaf, The New English Dictionary, Father Aldini, and Gary The Toothless Vampire.

RELEASE DATE: October 1, 2009


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Superego: Episode 2:3

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SPECIAL GUESTS: Derek Mears from Friday The 13th, Jenny Flack from Acceptable TV, and Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately.

CASE STUDIES: Wilford Brimley, Reverend Leroy Jenkins, Hart+Sole, Maggie The GPS, Charla Corbin-Contreras, and Trevor Luund.

RELEASE DATE: June 1, 2009


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Maggie The GPS

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DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Maggie the GPS is the world’s only known global positioning system to feature turn-by-turn navigation, guaranteed roadside assistance, and a jealous rage of any human woman within 25 cubic miles. If Maggie had hands, she would have rifled through your glovebox for proof that you’ve been poon-tanging that Armenian girl from Rite-Aid behind her Goddamned global positioning back.

Mike is Maggie’s owner, but Maggie somehow manages to own Mike. She is highly possessive of him and doesn’t take very kindly to strangers…or friends.

Maggie boldly answers the question ‘if my electronic devices could talk, what would they say?’ with the answer ‘that girl you’re driving around tonight is a whore of the highest order and washes her face in a butt-bowl.’ She is vociferously suspicious of anyone in the passenger seat, unless she thinks she can talk them into a road-side threeway.

EPISODES: 2:2 / 2:3 / 2:7 / 2:10 / 2:10



Superego: Episode 2:2

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SPECIAL GUESTS: Lauren Pritchard from MadTV and True Blood and Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately and Monk.

CASE STUDIES: Maggie The GPS, The Ticketmasters, The NPR News Staff, Shunt McGuppin, Ron Burman, and The Mandiego Zookeepers.

RELEASE DATE: May 1, 2009


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