DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: The Kratos Indiana Municipal Orchestra has been a staple of the municipal orchestra circuit since 1979. Playing mostly in Kratos, Indiana, the group once travelled to Spokane, Washington to make an appearance at the 1996 Miss All Natural Muscle Regional Semi-Final Bodybuilding for Verified Female Citizens of the Western United States Tournament. Helmed by longtime conductor Craig Gustavel, this orchestra loves Mahler, Bach, and passive-aggressively sending past-due notices to members who might be 10 seconds late in sending membership payments.
RELEASE DATE: December 5th, 2018