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The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association


DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association is an international media conglomerate designed to promote, peruse, and provoke the films of today. This assemblage of correspondents use their dubious credentials to ask Hollywood’s biggest stars about their most recent projects as well as their latest poon-tanging partners. Many of them have been trained at the prestigious Dicks Out University! These films aren’t going to promote themselves you worthless bumps!

EPISODES: 3:11



Superego: Episode 3:11


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Patton Oswalt from Young Adult, Colin Hanks from Dexter, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately and Musical Specialist James Bladon

CASE STUDIES: The Hollywood Motion Picture Press Association, Mudge Claughlin, Buffum’s Fragrance Counter, Hashimoto Wellness Labs, and Brown X-Wing Squadron

RELEASE DATE: February 1, 2012


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Superego: Episode 3:10


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Patton Oswalt from Young Adult, Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Colin Hanks from Dexter, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, and Musical Specialist James Bladon

CASE STUDIES: The Family Feud, Heartlines on the Shore 104.4, H.R. Giger, and Furniture Dick’s

RELEASE DATE: December 1, 2011


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The Leffingwell Grocers


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Since 1942 BC, your friendly botulism-free food bazaar has been Leffingwell Grocers. Fresh food, reasonable prices, and dick-like customer service are the three reasons people keep coming back to Leffingwell’s. Stop by and try not to lose your damned mind listening to the employees make announcements over the public address system; the one set permanently to a brisk 98db! Thank you for shopping at Leffingwell Grocers!

EPISODES: 3:9



Buffum’s Fragrance Counter


DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Stroll into Buffum’s. You’ll be greeted by such wonderful smells and aromas and snob-ladies! They will cater to your olfactory bulbs and make catty comments about those horrible shoes you’re wearing, you two-timing, wolf-bearded hussy man. What’s that? You’re a woman? You’ll get no apology, non-shaver.

EPISODES: 3:9 / 3:11



The Amtrak Heartland Flyer


DIAGNOSIS: Dependent Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Sit back, relax and enjoy the unique scenery unfolding outside the windows of The Amtrak Heartland Flyer, running its 4,618 mile daily round trip between Oklahoma City, Texas and Fort Worth, Texas. With stops along the way in Norman, Purcell, Pauls Valley, Ardmore, and Gainesville, there are thrills and attractions for everyone! The Amtrak Heartland Flyer is the transportation choice for those Americans who are too paranoid to fly, too fat to walk, and too questionable in the credit department to finance a 1993 Mercury Topaz with 179,000 miles on it. Put down your book, turn off your smartphone, and surround yourself in stupid. The Heartland Flyer will have passengers to their destination in just a few hours, but it will feel like a lifetime.

EPISODES: 3:9



Superego: Episode 3:9


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Andy Daly from Eastbound & Down, Jeff Davis from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Susan Burke from Important Things With Dimitri Martin, Musical Specialist James Bladon, Andy Crocker from Jeff Crocker’s Heart, and Chris Tallman from Reno 911!

CASE STUDIES: Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil, The Amtrak Heartland Flyer, Copeland’s Down Home Health Stop, Buffum’s Fragrance Counter, and The Leffingwell Grocers

RELEASE DATE: November 1, 2011


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Episode 3:8 Best of Season 3: Volume 1

IT’S THE FUNDRAISING PODATHON – DONATE HERE!


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Patton Oswalt from Ratatouille, Andy Daly from Eastbound & Down, John Hodgman from Bored To Death, Erinn Hayes from Childrens Hospital, Rich Sommer from Mad Men, Jeff Davis from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, Twitter phenom Rob Delaney, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, Katie Nuñez, and Robyn Roth.

CASE STUDIES: Don Dimello with John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte, M, Shunt McGuppin with Sam Elliott, The Lavergne Family Dinner, General Zod, Campfire with Roy Cabras, H.R. Giger, Colby Toboggan, Rockstone Investments, and a brand new case study from Trevor Lundgren.

RELEASE DATE: October 1, 2011


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Rockstone Investments


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: When you require a personal investment company that is sound, secure, and devoid of any semblance of telephone customer service, look no further than Rockstone Investments. Founded in 2009, Rockstone is America’s oldest and most trusted financial institution. Whether you’re looking to diversify your portfolio or navigate the volatility of the stock market, Rockstone’s dedicated specialists are devoted to finding solid investments for your golden years. Just don’t expect to get any of this valuable information over the phone.

EPISODES: 3:7 / 3:8



Superego: Episode 3:7


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Andy Daly from Eastbound & Down, Rich Sommer from Mad Men, Erinn Hayes from Childrens Hospital, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, and Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast

CASE STUDIES: Don Dimello with Andrew Lloyd Webber and H. R. Giger, Hashimoto Wellness Labs, Reverend Leroy Jenkins, Relaxation with Mudge Claughlin, Coach Helzevec, and Rockstone Investments

RELEASE DATE: September 1, 2011


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Superego: Episode 3:6


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Erinn Hayes from Childrens Hospital, Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney, Jeff Davis from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Musical Specialist James Bladon, Mark Gagliardi from Drunk History, and Amanda Lund from Little Mysteries.

CASE STUDIES: The Golden Dusk Assisted Living Bingo Club, Cylon Jim and Cylon Phil, The Orchard Glen High School Faculty, H.R. Giger, Stop Smoking Now!, and Campfire with Roy Cabras.

RELEASE DATE: August 1, 2011


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The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour


DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: New England’s premiere Yelp-ignored paranormal ghost tour and only winter-operating open-air double-decker bus, Doc Jimmy and Paolo Tibbets have been running this macabre descent into the darker side of New England’s history for the last eight weeks. From young girls buried alive to young boys buried in young girls, Doc and Paolo have a love for all things supernatural. Their shared interests end there. Doc and Paolo began the Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost tour in an attempt to renew their own friendship, and pay off the mountains of debt accrued from the purchase of double-decker busses and paying locals to use their apartments as haunted mansions.

EPISODES: 3:5



The Lavergne Family Dinner


DIAGNOSIS: Schizotypal Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Lavergnes haven’t successfully eaten a dinner in fourteen weeks. Try as they might to thank Jesus Christ for the gifts they are about to receive, they just can’t get through to their Lord and savior.

EPISODES: 3:5 / 3:8



Superego: Episode 3:4


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Pod F. Tompkast, Andy Daly from Eastbound and Down, Patton Oswalt from Big Fan, Julie Klausner from Best Week Ever, Chris Tallman from Reno 911!, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, and Andy Goldblatt from Jeff Crocker’s heart.

CASE STUDIES: Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry, Don Dimello with John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Father Aldini, and The Treasure Island Preschool Parent’s Association.

RELEASE DATE: June 1, 2011


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Don Dimello

With past collaborators John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte and Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger

DIAGNOSIS: Schizoid Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Don Dimello’s theatrical extravaganzas have delighted audiences of all ages, but mostly Greek, raincoated men on dialysis. Dimello is best known for his edgy reinterpretations of classic theatrical works and for adding scantily clad women to plays that may or may not need them. Past productions include Three Sisters (In Bathing Suits and Later Nothing At All), All My Sons (And The Women They’re Poon-tanging), The Importance of Peeing, Earnest, Noises (and Clothing) Off, A Midsummer Night’s Dream About Two Girls Slathered in Chocolate Sauce Going at Each Other, and The Pajama Game. Last spring (break), Mr. Dimello launched his controversial adaptation of Sam Shepard’s True West starring John C. Reilly and Nick Nolte; which is apparently still running at some god-foresaken, ragged-edge-of-nowhere, hole in the ground. He is currently engaged in developing a neo-sci-fi musical, post-apocalyptic, cyber-bullshit production of Hey, Really Giger! with Andrew Lloyd Webber and H.R. Giger.

EPISODES: 3:4 / 3:7 / 3:8



Superego: Episode 3:2


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from The Informant!, Mark Gagliardi from Drunk History, James Urbaniak from The Venture Brothers, Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney, Joe Randazzo editor of The Onion, and James Bladon as David Bowie’s Piano Talent.

CASE STUDIES: Smithsonian Audio Tours, David Bowie with Shunt McGuppin, Fremont City Council, Pete Balch, and Captain Ron Lindsay.

RELEASE DATE: April 1, 2011


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The Orchard Glen High School Faculty



DIAGNOSIS: Borderline Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Orchard Glen High School for girls and boys is one of the largest public high schools in America. It melds methods of education from all walks of life. The school is known for their commitment to excellence, their diverse student body, and their litany of morning school announcements. At times, these bulletins stretch well into third period mandatory shop class. If information is power, then this facility is a bright burning educational bulb.

In addition to a traditional education, Orchard Glen offers a cornucopia of extra-curricular activities, after-school programs, and a wide variety of alternative learning. There is also a strict hiring criteria at Orchard Glen High School. One must have their own transportation.

EPISODES: 3:1 / 3:6



Superego: Episode 3:1


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from Best Week Ever, Tom Scharpling from The Best Show on WMFU, Joe Randazzo editor of The Onion, and Twitter Phenom Rob Delaney.

CASE STUDIES: The Orchard Glen High School Faculty, Imogene Kanouse, FDR, Heartlines on the Shore 104.4, Colby Toboggan, and Kenny Gottlieb.

RELEASE DATE: March 1, 2011


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Superego Sampler: Smithsonian Audio Tours


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DIAGNOSIS: Histrionic Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Why not take an educational guided-tour through the hallowed halls of America’s greatest cultural institution? Experience the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain, the picturesque reflections of Ansel Adams, and the plaintive mating whispers of Danielle Steel.

The annals of the Smithsonian run deep and run wide. This continuing series of audio tours will guide visitors through a variety of rarely seen archives and exhibits. Visitors will leave educated, informed, and confused. You’ll come back time and time again for the Smithsonian Audio Tours celebrated exhibits on history, pop culture, and other American bullshit.

EPISODES: 2:14 / 2:17


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Superego Second Opinions: Behind The Bonus Part 1


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from Best Week Ever, Mark Gagliardi from Drunk History, Derek Mears from Friday the 13th, Jesse Thorn from The Sound of Young America, Jordan Morris from Jordan, Jesse, Go!, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, Andy Goldblatt from Adult Swim, Aubrey Denzer, Rebecca Morris, and Jenny Flack from Acceptable TV.

CASE STUDIES: The Brownriver Township Survivor’s Club, Amigo Auto Insurance, Linda Staven, Sammy the Cat, and The Kwai River Mercenary Squad.

BONUS: behind the scenes discussions, answers to your questions, and a sneak preview of some songs from The Journeymen’s upcoming album! Oh, Christ!

RELEASE DATE: January 1, 2011


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The Brownriver Township Survivor’s Club


DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: The Brownriver Township Survivor’s Club was not as organized as you might think. In fact it was really an ad-hoc organization thrown together in the last days of 2018. You know, after the global cooling spiraled out of control.

EPISODES: Superego Second Opinions Part 1



Nathan The Silverback Gorilla

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DIAGNOSIS: Antisocial Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Extracted from the wild jungles of Borneo, Nathan the silverback gorilla was thrust into the blinding limelight of celebrity. He resents the world. You would too.

PUPPETRY: Jeff Crocker and Damon Gentry

RELEASE DATE: October 15, 2010



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Superego: Episode 2:17


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SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul F. Tompkins from Best Week Ever, Tom Scharpling from The Best Show on WMFU, Drew Carey from The Drew Carey Show and Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Jeff Davis from Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Mike Rock from Chelsea Lately, Andy Goldblatt from Adult Swim, James Bladon from Numb3ers, and little Aubrey Denzer from Oregon.

CASE STUDIES: My Baby Dreamer, Smithsonian Audio Tours, Campfire with Roy Cabras, NASA Mission Control, Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber with Shunt McGuppin, Rodney Morelli’s International Cloud Registry/, and Pete Balch.

RELEASE DATE: August 1, 2010


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Gallery: The Paul F. Tompkins Show #2