Improvised & Analyzed

Brown Resistance Squadron

Brown Resistance Squadron Pic


DIAGNOSIS: Avoidant Personality Disorder

CASE HISTORY: Try to keep up, Dantari-toucher. After a few decades, The Empire rebranded, called themselves The First Order, decided to put their previous Death Stars under a magnifying glass, and now they have a planet that shoots light or some shit. Because everyone deserves a fresh coat of paint, The Rebellion is now The Resistance and they’re not going to put up with this, which is irrelevant, because the Brown Resistance Squadron is about as useful as a Hutt in a Dagobah pole vaulting contest.

SEE ALSO:

Brown X-Wing Squadron
Brown Snowspeeder Squadron
Brown B-Wing Squadron

EPISODES: 4:6


Leave a Reply