Buffum’s Fragrance Counter
DIAGNOSIS: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
CASE HISTORY: Stroll into Buffum’s. You’ll be greeted by such wonderful smells and aromas and snob-ladies! They will cater to your olfactory bulbs and make catty comments about those horrible shoes you’re wearing, you two-timing, wolf-bearded hussy man. What’s that? You’re a woman? You’ll get no apology, non-shaver.
EPISODES: 3:9 / 3:11 / 3:13 / 3:17
This is the most interesting perfume i’ve known. Its creepiness will really attract buyers from the whole region. This is epic! salute!