Father Aldini.
CASE HISTORY: Father Gerry Aldini of the St. Catherine’s Of Our Lady’s Issues parish is a respected man of the cloth. Aldini is the only member of his seminary class to triple-major in Modern Religion, Aramaic, and Criminal Profiling. His congregants praise his soft, calming voice and God-given ability to shred on the electric upright bass (which has earned him the nickname ‘Devil-Worshipper’). This is his 42nd mandatory relocation.
